Where in the World is Justin Houston?
Ah, Justin Houston. A linebacker who strikes fear into the hearts of quarterbacks and confusion into the minds of even the most dedicated football fan. This offseason, Justin Houston became a real-life game of Where's Waldo? So, buckle up armchair detectives, because we're about to crack the case!
The Mystery Deepens
Earlier this season, Justin Houston was spotted terrorizing quarterbacks for the Carolina Panthers. He even had a pick-six against the Saints that had everyone buzzing! But then, whammy! A hamstring injury landed him on injured reserve in November. Just when Panthers fans thought they were getting their ferocious pass rusher back, Houston requested (and got!) a release in December.
Houston: Free Agent on the Loose!
With free agency swirling, speculation went wild. Would Houston head back to a familiar team? Perhaps rejoin the Colts where he snagged a whopping 24 sacks in a single season (bet you didn't know that fun fact!) Maybe he'd reunite with old pals on the Chiefs? The rumor mill was churning!
The Big Reveal!
Fear not, fellow football fans! The mystery is finally solved! Justin Houston is now a Miami Dolphin! That's right, he's down in South Beach, ready to bring the heat (and hopefully avoid any hammy flare-ups) alongside fellow AFC East sack artist Melvin Ingram.
So there you have it, folks! The thrilling saga of Justin Houston's NFL whereabouts has come to an end. And who knows, maybe next season he'll be wreaking havoc on quarterbacks for a whole new team! That's the beauty of the NFL, folks, it's a league full of surprises.
