Don't Just Chill with William Penn: A Guide to Colonial Pennsylvania's Most Happening Jobs
Sure, William Penn founded Pennsylvania on the noble ideals of religious tolerance, but let's face it, colonists gotta eat (and avoid religious persecution, but that's a story for another time). So, what exactly did these colonists do to keep the dream (and the butter churn) alive? Well, buckle up, history buffs (and those who secretly yearn to time travel for some reason) because we're diving into the not-so-glamorous-but-definitely-interesting world of colonial Pennsylvania's jobs.
From Farm to Fame (or at Least Enough Food to Survive): Agriculture Rules
Pennsylvania's fertile lands were a magnet for those seeking a fresh start (and maybe a chance to avoid those pesky religious arguments back in Europe). Wheat, corn, and oats were the superstars, feeding the colonists and bringing in a tidy profit through trade with other colonies. Of course, you couldn't forget the livestock – cows, pigs, and chickens provided meat, milk, and eggs, ensuring a well-rounded (and hopefully not salmonella-ridden) diet.
But wait, there's more! Pennsylvania's location made it a prime spot for raising sheep – perfect for those who dreamed of becoming the colonial equivalent of a sweater mogul (though comfy knitwear might not have been top priority in the scorching summers).
Skilled Trades: Because Everyone Needs a Handy Neighbor (Especially When That Neighbor Can Fix Your Plow)
Blacksmiths were the rockstars of the colony, pounding out tools, horseshoes, and basically anything metal a colonist could need. Carpenters weren't far behind, building everything from grand houses to humble shacks (essential for keeping out the occasional disgruntled bear). Coopers crafted essential barrels for storing food and other goods, and cobblers (aka shoemakers) ensured everyone had footwear suitable for chasing after rogue chickens or fleeing from those pesky tax collectors (because taxes were a thing even back then, sorry to break it to you).
Bonus: If you were feeling particularly fancy, you could become a wheelwright, the colonial equivalent of a Tesla mechanic – specializing in keeping those fancy carriages rolling smoothly.
Beyond the Basics: Professions for the Ambitious (or Desperate)
Merchants were the ultimate social butterflies, importing and exporting goods and hobnobbing with the elite (whoever bathed the most that week, of course). Lawyers argued cases with enough theatrics to rival a Shakespearean play (hopefully with less swordplay). Sailors braved the high seas (and the occasional bout of scurvy) in search of adventure and maybe some not-so-friendly pirates.
Word to the wise: Colonial medicine wasn't exactly cutting edge. Unless you had a stomach of steel (and a tolerance for questionable treatments), becoming a barber-surgeon (yes, those were two very different jobs crammed into one person) might not be the best path for the faint of heart (or squeamish of stomach).
FAQ: Conquering the Colonial Job Market (Kind Of)
How to become a farmer? Clear some land, hope for good weather, and invest in a really strong back (seriously, manual labor was a big part of the job).
How to become a skilled tradesperson? Apprentice yourself to a master for several years, learn the trade secrets (and maybe endure a few good-natured pranks), and eventually set up your own shop.
How to become a merchant? Have some capital (money!), a good business sense, and a tolerance for seasickness if you're planning on importing goods.
How to become a lawyer? This one's a bit tricky. Formal law schools weren't a thing yet, but studying under an established lawyer and having a silver tongue could help.
How to become a sailor? Be prepared for long journeys, rough seas, and questionable food. A strong sense of adventure (and maybe a tolerance for grog) wouldn't hurt either.