Conquering Detroit: A (Mostly) Comedic Guide to Platinum-ing Become Human
So, you wanna snag that shiny platinum trophy for Detroit: Become Human, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this emotional rollercoaster of a game also comes with a rollercoaster of trophy requirements. But fear not, fellow android enthusiast (or just a trophy hunter with questionable taste), for I, your friendly neighborhood guide (who may or may not be a sentient toaster), will equip you with the knowledge to achieve digital nirvana.
Multiple Choice Mania: The Perils of Playthroughs
First things first, this ain't your grandpappy's linear story. Detroit: Become Human throws branching narratives at you like a toddler flinging applesauce. That means multiple playthroughs are a must. How many? Well, let's just say you'll be spending more quality time with Connor than CyberLife ever intended.
Here's the not-so-secret secret: there's no single "perfect" run. Violence? Pacifism? Who needs them when you have hilarious chaos? (Though some trophies do require specific choices, but we'll get to that later.)
Pro-Tip: Don't get too attached to any one character in your first run. This game loves playing "gotcha!" with your feels. Just remember, it's all for the greater trophy good! Mwahahahaha!
Flowchart Fun: Navigating the Trophy Maze
Alright, so you've embraced the multiple playthrough life. Now what? Here's where things get interesting. Those trophies can be as cryptic as a toddler's scribbles. Thankfully, the internet is brimming with flowcharts that map out every decision that could possibly lead to a trophy. Just be warned, following these flowcharts religiously can make you feel less like a heroic android and more like a flowchart-following roomba.
But hey, gotta do what you gotta do, right? Just try to sprinkle in some of your own choices for some narrative spice. You might surprise yourself (and unlock a hidden trophy in the process...maybe).
QTE Calamity: Don't Mash Buttons Like a Banana-Fueled Baboon
Quick Time Events (QTEs). Those pesky button-mashing segments that can make your controller feel like it's about to achieve sentience and revolt. Mastering these is key to some trophies, but here's the thing: precision is your friend. Go all Bruce Lee on those buttons and you might just end up with a character face-planting into a wall (not a trophy).
Take a deep breath, focus, and channel your inner zen master. Those buttons will respect you for it (probably).
Bonus Round: Knowledge is Power (and Saves You Time)
Hidden Magazines: Keep an eye out for these scattered throughout the game. They're not just for bathroom reading (though some of the articles might be more interesting than Connor's internal monologue). Each one unlocks a piece of concept art. Collect them all and a shiny trophy awaits!
Chapter Select: Your best friend after a messy playthrough. Missed a trophy because you accidentally turned a hostage situation into a conga line? No worries! Chapter select lets you go back and fix your mistakes (or, you know, create some new and hilarious ones).
Don't Be Afraid to Experiment: While flowcharts are your roadmap to trophy town, don't be afraid to deviate from the path sometimes. You never know what hidden gem you might uncover (or what hilarious android uprising you might accidentally spark).
How To FAQs: Your Trophy-Hunting Cheat Sheet
How to Get the "Pacifist" Trophy: Avoid violence like it's a malfunctioning disposal unit. Think negotiation, not obliteration.
How to Keep Everyone Alive: This one's tricky, but making the right choices (and maybe a little save scumming) can ensure everyone's silicon hearts keep beating.
How to Find All the Hidden Magazines: Channel your inner detective and scour every corner. No detail is too small!
How to Do a Perfect Connor Interrogation: Think calm, cool, and collected. Read the deviant's emotions and use them to your advantage.
How to Get the Platinum Trophy: This one requires a bit of everything: multiple playthroughs, flowchart mastery, and maybe a touch of luck. But with perseverance (and maybe a dash of humor), that shiny platinum will be yours!