Yo, Mr. White! Need the Coordinates to Cook Up Some...Sightseeing?
Let's face it, we've all been there. You're neck-deep in a "Breaking Bad" marathon (because, let's be honest, who can resist Walter White's descent into meth-y mayhem?), and suddenly you're struck by an overwhelming urge to visit the epicenter of it all: Walter White's house.
Now, before you grab your yellow hazmat suit and a backpack full of...uh...baking supplies, there are a few things to know.
On the Show vs. In Real Life: A Heisenbergian Hide-and-Seek
In the show, Heisenberg cooks up his crystal blue empire at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane. Catchy name, right? But guess what? Negra Arroyo Lane is as fictional as Walt's good-guy persona.
However, the producers found the perfect suburban stand-in at 3828 Piermont Drive, Albuquerque, NM. This unassuming split-level ranch is where the real magic (or should we say mayhem?) happened.
But here's the thing: This is a private residence, people! Not a meth museum. So, if you're planning a pilgrimage, be respectful. Take your pics from a safe distance (think across the street, not camping out on the porch), and remember, the residents probably aren't too keen on yelling "Say my name!" at every passerby.
Breaking Bad Fan Etiquette 101: Be cool, respectful, and don't overstay your welcome. Basically, channel your inner Jesse Pinkman (minus the destructive tendencies).
Frequently Asked Pilgrimage Inquiries: A.K.A. How to Not Get Pinkman-ed by the Law
How to get to Walter White's house? Albuquerque, NM is your destination. Just steer clear of any sketchy characters offering blue rock candy.
How to address the house? It's 3828 Piermont Drive, Albuquerque, NM. But remember, it's a private residence!
How to behave like a decent human while visiting? Be respectful, take quick pics from a distance, and don't trespass. The goal is to avoid a dramatic showdown with the homeowner, not reenact your favorite scene.
How to avoid a disappointing visit? The house might not look exactly like it did on the show. There's a fence now, for one. But hey, it's still the White residence – the birthplace of Heisenberg!
How to score some blue rock candy? Easy there, tiger. That was fictional, and besides, candy is much better anyway.
