So You Got GTA 6, Eh? Wanna Rain Hell From Above? How To Activate That Orbital Cannon!
Yo, listen up, fellow mayhem-makers! GTA 6 finally dropped, and let me tell ya, it's a whole new beast. Skyscrapers kissin' the clouds, cars faster than greased lightning, and weapons that'll make Michael Bay blush. But nothin' tickles the ol' chaos bone quite like the return of the legendary Orbital Cannon. Remember that chonky satellite o' doom? Yeah, it's back, and ready to turn sandcastles into glass. But before you start pointin' that laser of death at every griefer in Los Santos, you gotta know how to activate this bad boy.
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| How to activate orbital cannon GTA 6 - GTA VI |
Step 1: Own a Damn Facility, Dude!
Think you can just waltz into Ammunation and pick up the Orbital Cannon like it's a fancy new pistol? Nah, son. This ain't your grandpappy's GTA. You need a Facility, one of them swanky underground lairs chock-full of gadgets and gizmos. Prices start at a cool $1.25 mil, so get grindin' those heists, boah.
Subheading: Pro-Tip: Don't buy the cheapest one. You'll regret it when your escape helicopter gets stuck in the ceiling like a glitching sparrow.
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Step 2: Upgrade Your Pad, Baller!
Once you're the proud owner of a concrete molehill, it's time to head to the Renovation menu. Look for that shiny Orbital Cannon Room option. $900,000 later, you'll have a fancy new laser light show in your basement. Now, we're talkin'!
Subheading: Don't worry, you can use the room for free surveillance too. Creepy, but hey, gotta know who's stealin' your snacks, right?
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Step 3: Aim, Fire, Boom! (But Watch Your Wallet!)
Now, the fun part! Head to your shiny new Orbital Cannon room and get ready to channel your inner Dr. Evil. Here's the lowdown:
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- Manual Fire: Lock onto your target with the satellite view, hold down that fire button, and watch the world explode in a glorious $500,000 fireworks show.
- Automatic Fire: Lazy? Same. This mode tracks your target for a few seconds, then bam!* Instant crater, courtesy of your $750,000 space-age bazooka.
Subheading: Remember, with great power comes great responsibility (and a hefty cooldown timer). Use this bad boy wisely, or you'll be stuck slingin' burgers at Cluckin' Bell faster than you can say "orbital oops."
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Bonus Tip: Wanna troll your friends? Fire the Orbital Cannon right as they're entering a cutscene. Trust me, the look on their faces will be priceless (and probably a little bit murderous).
There you have it, folks! Your crash course on activating the Orbital Cannon in GTA 6. Now go forth and spread some chaos, responsibly, of course. And remember, with great power comes great internet memes. So, record your orbital shenanigans and share them with the world!
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Just don't blame me when your friends start wearing tinfoil hats and sleeping with shotguns under their pillows. You've been warned!
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