Escaping the Batcave, GTA 6 Style: A Bunker Buddy's Guide to Egress-cellence
So, you've shelled out your ill-gotten gains for a fancy underground lair in GTA 6. Congrats, citizen! You've officially graduated from dusty apartments to damp concrete palaces for the criminally inclined. But here's the thing about bunkers: they're great for dodging the fuzz, not so great for dodging existential panic when you realize you can't find the darn exit. Relax, bunker buddies, your escape artist extraordinaire is here with a guide to getting outta dodge faster than Lester can cook up a new heist.
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| How To Exit Bunker On GTA 6 |
1. The Classics: Doorways for Dummies
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Option A: The Big Red Button. Ah, the panic button. Labelled "Do Not Press" in bold red, naturally. But hey, desperate times call for desperate measures. Slam that sucker and prepare for a cinematic explosion that'll leave you feeling like Michael Bay directed your escape route. Bonus points if you manage to land on a passing yacht with a mojito in hand.
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Option B: The Sneaky Exit. You're not Rambo, you're Ricky Gervais trying to escape the taxman. Opt for the discreet tunnel exit. Just watch out for rogue sewer gators and that creepy dude who lives rent-free in the ventilation shafts. Leave him a protein bar, he's probably single.
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Option C: The Backdoor Boogie. Remember the good ol' days of GTA: San Andreas, where every mansion had a secret exit to the pool? Those were simpler times. In GTA 6, prepare for booby-trapped escape chutes, laser grids controlled by Trevor's deranged parrot, and the occasional angry badger. Thrilling, yes, but definitely not for the faint of heart (or those allergic to badger bites).
2. The Modern Munchkin: Exploiting Your Way Out
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Option A: The C4 Caper. You've got explosives, you've got a bunker, boom, instant liberation, right? Wrong. Unless you're a demolition expert on par with Trevor high on sugar, you'll likely end up creating a new crater rather than an escape route. Stick to blowing up rival businesses, it's less messy.
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Option B: The Glitch Gremlin. Remember that time in GTA 5 where you got stuck in a wall and ended up teleporting to Mars? Yeah, glitches haven't gone anywhere. Find a funky corner, clip through a texture, and pray you end up on a tropical beach instead of inside a mountain. Just remember, glitches are like casinos: the house always wins (except when it accidentally teleports you into a cop car).
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Option C: The Friendly Flyer. Who needs an exit when you have a personal helicopter? Just make sure you land before your fuel runs out, nobody wants to be that guy dangling from a skyscraper like a discount Spiderman. And unless you've mastered the art of rooftop landings, avoid skyscrapers altogether. Trust me, faceplanting into a penthouse pool is not the flex you think it is.
Bonus Tip: Don't Panic (Unless You See Trevor Dancing with Explosives). Listen, escaping a bunker shouldn't be rocket science. But it is GTA 6, so rocket science might actually be easier. Stay calm, assess the situation, and remember, sometimes the best escape plan is simply calling your buddy in a Buzzard and making a dramatic getaway while blasting cheesy 80s music. Just don't tell Franklin you learned that from me.
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Now go forth, bunker buds, and conquer those concrete caverns! Remember, the only thing worse than being trapped in a bunker is being trapped in a bunker with Trevor's experimental chili recipe. Trust me, I've seen things.
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