So You Wanna Be a Wall Street Hitman? Downloading Hitman 2: New York on PS4 - A Guide for Clueless Assassins
Hey there, Agent Wannabe. Got that itchy trigger finger and a hankering to eliminate some Wall Street fat cats? You've come to the right place. Today's masterclass is on downloading Hitman 2: New York for your trusty PS4. Strap in, 'cause we're about to infiltrate the digital world like Agent 47 in a janitor's uniform.
Step 1: Acquire the Tools of the Trade (Don't Worry, No Fiber Wire Needed)
First things first, you need the full version of Hitman 2. Think of it as your license to kill... pixels. Now, for the New York level, you've got two options:
- Expansion Pass: This fancy schmancy ticket grants you access to all the DLC, including New York. Like a buffet for hitmen, but less mayonnaise-covered napkins.
- Standalone Purchase: Feeling frugal? You can grab New York by itself. Just remember, you won't have access to the other cool maps, like that one with the giant flamingo.
Step 2: Navigate the PlayStation Store's Labyrinth (Think Laser Grids, But With Ads)
Boot up your PS4, grab your controller (preferably not sticky from last night's pizza massacre), and head to the PlayStation Store. Now, here's where things get tricky. The Store's search function is about as reliable as a disguise made of duct tape and bubblegum. Don't fret, Agent. Here's your cheat sheet:
For Expansion Pass Holders:
- Type in "Hitman 2 Expansion Pass." Easy, peasy, lemon squeezy.
- Click on the Pass, then scroll down to the glorious "Downloadable Content" section.
- Find "Hitman 2: New York" and hit that download button like it owes you money. (It probably does, considering all the collateral damage you'll cause.)
For Lone Wolf Assassins:
- Search for "Hitman 2 New York." Prepare for a wild goose chase, 'cause the Store loves hiding DLC like secrets in a billionaire's mansion.
- If you can't find it, try searching for "Hitman 2" and filtering by "Add-Ons." Just remember, persistence is key. Even Agent 47 had to wait his turn at the DMV.
Step 3: The Download... aka Waiting Room Simulator 2024
Ah, the download. That glorious period of anticipation where you can contemplate your next stylish kill or practice your best "accidental bump" technique. Remember, patience is a virtue, even for assassins. Here are some ways to pass the time:
- Practice your signature Agent 47 smirk in the mirror. Bonus points if you can make it unsettlingly charming.
- Plan your New York rampage. Who gets the piano wire? Who gets the unfortunate banana peel slip? The possibilities are endless!
- Brush up on your Wall Street lingo. "Leveraged buyout"? "Toxic assets"? Impress your targets with your financial jargon before you, uh, "retire" them.
Step 4: Suit Up, Agent. New York Awaits!
Once the download's complete, crack your knuckles, adjust your tie, and get ready to paint the town red (with, you know, blood). Remember, Agent, discretion is key. Unless you're going for the full-blown chandelier-crashing, flamingo-exploding chaos, of course. In that case, go nuts. Just blame it on a technical malfunction.
Bonus Tip: For an extra dose of New York immersion, grab a hot dog and blast some Frank Sinatra while you play. Just don't spill the mustard on your controller. Unless, of course, you're using it as a distraction...
So there you have it, Agent. You're now officially equipped to take down Wall Street's elite, one creatively-murdered executive at a time. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility... to be as stylish and efficient as possible while eliminating your targets. Now go forth and make Agent 47 proud! (And maybe avoid the pigeons. Those things are vicious.)
