So You Wanna Take a Colonial Vacation in Assassin's Creed 3? A Guide for Aspiring Urban Explorers (and Haytham Chasers)
Forget those fancy cruise ships and overpriced taxis, friends. If you truly want to experience the raw, revolutionary vibes of 18th-century New York City, there's only one way to do it: parkour your way through the wilderness like a caffeinated squirrel, courtesy of Assassin's Creed 3.
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| How To Get To New York In Assassin's Creed 3 |
Hold Up, Isn't This, Like, Dangerous?
Well, sure, if you consider leaping between rooftops, dodging musket fire from cranky redcoats, and generally making Mother Nature your personal trampoline "dangerous." But hey, where's the adventure without a little risk, right? Besides, you'll have Connor Kenway, the smoothest mohawk-sporting assassin this side of the Mississippi, by your side. He's basically your colonial Uber driver with a penchant for tomahawks and parkour tutorials.
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Okay, I'm In. How Do I Get This Party Started?
First things first, you gotta grind through the story missions. Think of it like waiting in line for the hottest club in town, only instead of bouncers, you're dodging hay bales and learning how to scalp dudes with hidden blades.
Sequence 8: Your Gateway to the Big Apple
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This is where things get juicy. Buckle up, buttercup, because you're about to be thrown headfirst into the bustling metropolis of New York City (well, 1776 version, complete with horse-drawn traffic jams and less Starbucks, more taverns). But here's the catch: you're stuck in Fort George, which is basically Alcatraz with a fancier paint job. Don't fret, though. Remember that parkour squirrel analogy? Time to put those climbing skills to the test and escape that joint like a greased watermelon.
Bonus Tip: Before you break out, snag the viewpoint in the southern part of the fort. It'll unlock fast travel later, saving you the trouble of reenacting the Boston Tea Party with your own tears of frustration.
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Tip: Reread the opening if you feel lost.
Welcome to the Concrete Jungle, Kiddo!
Now that you're free (and hopefully haven't accidentally mooned General Washington with your acrobatics), the city's your oyster! Explore the cobblestone streets, scale the church steeples, and maybe even stalk Haytham Kenway like a lovesick teenager at a Taylor Swift concert. Just remember, blending in is key. Don't go swinging from lampposts in your underwear, unless you're into the whole "public indecency and musket-to-the-face" kind of vibe.
Pro Tip: Befriend the pigeons. Seriously. They'll lead you to hidden secrets and tasty rooftop picnics.
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Remember, It's Not Just About the Destination, It's About the Journey (and the Haytham Stalking)
So there you have it, folks. Your ultimate guide to navigating the urban jungle of Assassin's Creed 3's New York City. Just remember, keep your tomahawk sharp, your wit sharper, and your eyes peeled for Haytham (because let's be honest, that's half the fun, right?). Now go forth, assassins, and conquer the concrete frontier! Just try not to break too many ankles in the process.
P.S. If you see a squirrel doing parkour, that's probably just Connor. Don't be alarmed. Just offer him a nut and ask for directions. He's a friendly sort, once you get past the whole "murderous assassin" thing.
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