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So, you've snagged yourself a shiny new John Lewis credit card - congratulations! But before you go on a furniture-fuelled rampage, there's this pesky little activation hurdle to jump. Fear not, intrepid shopper, for I'm here to guide you through this financial fandango with more fun than a conga line in the homeware department.
Step 1: The Quest for the Activation Code
First things first, you need an activation code. This magical number is??in the deepest depths of your welcome letter, like a truffle pig rooting for treasure. Warning: This might involve dodging rogue glitter bombs from the ??????????? decorations, but a true warrior perseveres!
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Step 2: Embrace the Digital Dance
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Now, head to the John Lewis website or app. It's time to tango with technology! Don't worry, even if your online skills are stuck in the dial-up era, this is ?????, ??? ??????? ???? ?????? ??? ?????? (well, almost). Just log in (or create an account if you're new to the John Lewis party) and find the activation portal. It'll be under "Manage My Credit Card" or something equally ????.
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Step 3: Enter the Code, Unleash the Rewards!
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Here's the big moment: type in your activation code. Imagine it as the password to a secret garden overflowing with discounts and points. Once it's in, click activate, and BOOM! Your card is ready to rock.
Bonus Tip: If you're feeling fancy, download the John Lewis app. It lets you track your spending, check your balance, and even set up spending alerts. Think of it as your very own financial Fitbit – except way more fun (and with less spandex).
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Remember: Activating your card is just the beginning of your John Lewis adventure. Now go forth and shop with reckless abandon (well, within your credit limit, of course)! Treat yourself to that luxurious ????? you've been eyeing, or stock up on enough fairy lights to rival the Blackpool Illuminations. Just remember, with great rewards comes great responsibility… to pay your bills on time!
Disclaimer: This post is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not constitute financial advice. Please use your John Lewis credit card responsibly and always refer to the official terms and conditions for the latest information. But hey, who says responsible spending can't be fun?
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