So You're a Walmart Warrior, But Not Sure About Walmart+?? Buckle Up, Buttercup!
Ah, the life of a Walmart employee. You know the struggle: corralling rogue shopping carts, explaining the difference between organic and inorganic to Karen from aisle 3, and dodging the rogue nerf dart from the toy department. But hey, at least you get an employee discount, right? (Right?)**
Well, fret no more, my fellow retail gladiator! Because Walmart+ is here, promising to be the Robin to your Batman, the Watson to your Sherlock Holmes (though with better snacks, hopefully). But how, pray tell, do you, a valiant Walmart employee, sign up for this magical benefit? Worry not, for I, your friendly neighborhood guide (with a touch more sass than a regular employee handbook), will show you the way.
Step 1: Arm Yourself with the Right Weapon (A.K.A. The Work Computer)
Forget your phone, forget your tablet. This is a mission for a dedicated work computer only. Seriously, don't even think about trying this on your personal Banana phone. We wouldn't want fruit-flavored chaos to ensue, would we?
Step 2: Seek Out the Sacred Enrollment Link (And Maybe Grab a Snack)
Now, here's where things get a little tricky. This enrollment link is kind of like a hidden treasure – there for the finding, but not exactly on the front page. Ask around, consult the breakroom oracle (usually Brenda from produce), or maybe use those detective skills you honed while explaining the difference between kale and collard greens. Once you find it, snag that link and get ready for the next step.
Pro Tip: Fuel up on some free breakroom coffee (or sneak a donut – we won't judge) because you might be in for a short training video (or three).
Step 3: Embrace the Wisdom of the Training Videos (Or Not, But Just Click Through Anyway)
Let's be honest, training videos are about as exciting as watching paint dry. But fear not! These Walmart+ enrollment videos are likely shorter than your average customer meltdown, and definitely less dramatic than the time someone tried to return a live lobster. Grit your teeth, click through, and emerge victorious on the other side.
Step 4: Claim Your Victory (And Maybe a Discount on Gas)
Once you've conquered the training videos, you'll be presented with the glorious sign-up page. Here's where the magic happens! Enter your email address, choose a password that isn't "password123" (come on, we've all done it), and BAM! You're officially a Walmart+ member. Get ready for free grocery delivery, gas discounts, and the satisfaction of knowing you outwitted the system (and maybe even Brenda).
There you have it, folks! Signing up for Walmart+ as an employee is a breeze, well, maybe more like a gentle summer zephyr. Now get out there and conquer your shopping list (and maybe use that free delivery for a celebratory pizza after your shift). You deserve it!
