The Quest for the Elusive Blue Tick: A Guide for the Insta-Famous (or Just Famous-ish)
Ah, the blue tick. That little badge of honor, a beacon to the world that screams, "I'm legit! Don't believe the catfish posing as Beyonce's long-lost cousin!" We've all dreamt of it, but the path to verification can be shrouded in mystery. Fear not, fellow social media warriors, for I am here to guide you through the labyrinth with a healthy dose of laughter (because let's face it, sometimes the algorithm is a real joke).
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| How Do I Get Blue Tick On My Instagram Account |
Step 1: Are You Worthy? (No, Seriously, Are You?)
The Public Figure Test
First things first, a blue tick isn't for everyone. It's not a participation trophy for posting blurry brunch pics (although, those can be hilarious). Ask yourself the hard questions:
Tip: Reread the opening if you feel lost.
- Are you a celebrity, athlete, politician, or basically anyone your grandma would recognize?
- Do you get mistaken for a Kardashian on a daily basis? (If the answer is yes, verification might be the least of your concerns.)
The Not-So-Famous Clause
Don't despair, non-celebrities! There's still a chance. Are you an influencer with a rabid fanbase and enough brand deals to rival a supermarket aisle? Do news articles erupt every time you change your hairstyle? If you said yes, congratulations, you might be interesting enough.
QuickTip: Use posts like this as quick references.
Step 2: Crafting the Perfect Application (Because Begging Works, Right?)
Now that you've established your social media royalty (or lack thereof), it's time to submit your application. Here's where things get interesting.
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- Prepare your most official-looking document. A driver's license decorated with glitter and a selfie won't cut it (although, it would be pretty funny).
- _Polish your profile. A bio that reads "Just living my best life" and a feed overflowing with blurry feet pics is a surefire way to get rejected faster than a DM to your crush.
Pro Tip: Think of your profile as a digital resume, but way cooler (because who needs actual work experience when you have killer boomerangs?).
QuickTip: Ask yourself what the author is trying to say.
Step 3: Waiting is the Hardest Part (Especially When You Have FOMO)
You've submitted your application, and now you wait. This is where the true test of your social media mettle begins. Here are some productive ways to not spend your time:
- Refreshing your Instagram page every 5 seconds. (We've all been there, but trust me, the blue tick won't magically appear.)
- Sliding into the DMs of random Instagram employees. (This is a guaranteed way to get your account flagged.)
- Conspiracy theories about a shadow council controlling verification. (It's not that deep, Brenda.)
**_Just relax, post some awesome content, and trust the process. **(Or don't, because sometimes the process is, well, a process.)
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Bonus Tip: The Unofficial Guide to Getting Verified (Because Rules Were Meant to be Broken...Kind Of)
Disclaimer: These methods are not endorsed by Instagram and may result in temporary suspension of your account (but hey, at least they're entertaining).
- Befriend a celebrity. Maybe they'll give you a shoutout and guilt Instagram into verifying you.
- Change your name to "Mark Zuckerberg's Lost Twin." There's a good chance you'll get verified, but it might also land you in therapy.
- Photoshop a blue tick onto your profile picture. This won't fool anyone, but it might get you a good laugh (and possibly some serious side-eye).
Remember, the blue tick is a status symbol, but it's not everything. The most important thing is to create engaging content and connect with your audience. Who knows, maybe you'll go viral and get verified the old-fashioned way: by being awesome. Now go forth and conquer the Instagram world!
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