So You Think You Might Be a Walmart+ Whiz? Here's How to Find Out (Without Leaving a Trail of Empty Grocery Bags)
Let's face it, folks, in the ever-expanding world of retail memberships, keeping track of who you're subscribed to can feel like wrangling a particularly enthusiastic herd of kittens. But fear not, friend! If you're wondering whether you've unlocked the magic of Walmart+, we've got you covered.
Signs You're Secretly a Walmart+ VIP (Very Important Person who saves a bunch of money)
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Your Grocery Bill Does the Macarena at Checkout: This is a dead giveaway. Suddenly, free shipping on that mountain of paper towels and that industrial-sized bottle of ranch dressing doesn't seem so outrageous anymore. Free shipping with no minimum purchase is a hallmark of Walmart+, so if your bill is doing the happy dance, you're probably a member.
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You Scan and Go Like a Boss: Forget the checkout line blues. With Walmart+, you can become a scanning samurai, waving your phone over groceries with the grace of a grocery-store ninja. Scan and Go is a perk exclusive to members, so if you're bypassing the cashiers with a smug grin, you're likely in the Walmart+ club.
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You're Suddenly Obsessed with Gas: Okay, maybe not obsessed, but let's be honest, seeing those sweet discounted gas prices at the pump is pretty darn exciting. This perk is another feather in the Walmart+ cap, so if you're filling up and feeling fancy, you might be a member.
Not convinced? Here's the surefire way to find out:
- The Great Walmart Account Login Caper: This may sound dramatic, but it's surprisingly simple. Head over to the wonderful world of walmart.com and log in to your account. If you see a glorious banner proclaiming your Walmart+ membership status, congratulations! You've unlocked the world of savings and convenience.
Still nothing? Don't worry, it doesn't mean you're destined to a life of high shipping costs and regular-priced gas. You might just be a free shopper extraordinaire. But hey, if you're ever tempted to take the plunge into Walmart+, remember, we won't judge (much).
