So You Wanna Be a Walmart+ VIP? How to Snag That Employee Discount (Because Free Stuff Rules)
Let's face it, working at Walmart is pretty darn awesome (discounts, yo!). But did you know that on top of those sweet employee deals, you're also eligible for a free Walmart+ membership? That's right, folks – free shipping, fuel discounts, and exclusive deals at your fingertips. Now, before you start picturing yourself rolling up to the club in a shopping cart piled high with lobster tails (because, well, free shipping!), there are a few hoops you gotta jump through. But fear not, weary associate, for this guide will be your Yoda in the ways of Walmart+ employee enrollment.
Step 1: Ditch the Personal Phone, Befriend the Work Computer
Here's the thing: signing up for Walmart+ as an employee requires using a special enrollment link accessible only on designated work computers. So, forget about trying to snag this deal while on your lunch break scrolling through TikTok (although, those cat videos are pretty tempting). Ask around for the computer designated for Walmart+ enrollment or keep an eye out for signage – it'll be there somewhere, waiting for you to unleash your inner discount ninja.
Pro-Tip: Befriend the electronics department folks. They'll likely know exactly where that magical Walmart+ enrollment machine is hiding. Plus, they might even throw in some free screen protectors while you're at it. #RetailBuddies
Step 2: Embrace the Wisdom (or Maybe Not) of Mandatory Training Videos
Alright, so you've found the enrollment computer. Now comes the slightly less exciting part: watching a mandatory training video (or three) about the wonders of Walmart+. We're talking about 10 glorious minutes of pure Walmart+ knowledge. Let's be honest, these videos might not win an Oscar, but hey, free shipping awaits! So, grab a comfy chair, settle in, and try to absorb as much Walmart+ wisdom as you can (or at least pretend to).
Fun Fact: Who knew there was so much to learn about unlimited grocery delivery? You might be surprised!
Step 3: Victory Lap... Almost!
Congratulations, you've conquered the training videos! Now comes the moment of truth: clicking that sweet "Accept" button. This is your official entrance into the world of Walmart+ royalty (or at least, Walmart+ peasantry, but with great perks!).
Hold on a sec, though. You might be asked to enter your email address to link it to your shiny new membership. Don't worry, it's a one-time thing, and those discounts will be flowing to your inbox faster than you can say "free delivery."
Step 4: Celebrate Your Frugality (and Maybe Stock Up on Ramen?)
You did it! You're officially a Walmart+ wielding employee, ready to conquer the world (or at least, your grocery list) with free shipping and exclusive deals. Now, the only question remains: what will you buy first?
Maybe it'll be that giant inflatable pool float you've been eyeing. Perhaps it'll be a year's supply of your favorite snacks (because, let's be real, those employee discounts only go so far). Whatever it is, celebrate your newfound membership status! Just remember, with great free shipping comes great responsibility... to maybe not go too overboard. After all, that paycheck isn't infinite (but hey, at least you'll save on gas getting to work!).
