So You Work at Walmart, Eh? Free Walmart+ Awaits!
Ah, the land of retail therapy...for everyone but you, the brave associate keeping the shelves stocked and the lines moving. But hey, there's a perk (besides the questionable fashion sense some customers bring in) – free Walmart+! That's right, comrades in khaki, while everyone else shells out for unlimited delivery and discounts, you get it on the house (well, technically, on Sam Walton's house).
But before you start celebrating by doing donuts around the pallet jack (safety first!), let's break down how to snag this sweet deal.
Step 1: You in? You gotta be in.
This ain't a free sample at the deli, folks. This Walmart+ bounty is reserved for the worthy, which is to say anyone who's been a loyal Walmart associate for at least 90 days. So, if you're still rocking that new hire name tag, hold your horses (or zebras, depending on your department).
Pro tip: If you're unsure about your tenure, don't ask Karen at customer service. Befriend a friendly assistant manager – they'll have the answer and maybe even some inside tips on the best markdowns.
Step 2: Ditch the Phone, Befriend the Work Computer
Forget signing up on your phone while scarfing down leftover pizza in the breakroom. For security reasons (and to avoid someone signing you up for the fishing club newsletter), you gotta use a designated work computer. Think of it like a retail rite of passage.
Step 3: Channel Your Inner Scholar (...for 10 minutes)
Now comes the not-so-thrilling part: training videos. We're talking a whole 10 minutes of Walmart+ wisdom. But hey, think of it as intel for your future shopping sprees. Plus, who knows, you might even learn a life hack or two (like how to identify the most caffeine-charged energy drink for those late shifts).
Step 4: Victory Lap... Almost!
After conquering the training videos, you'll be presented with the glorious "Accept" button. Click with pride, for you are about to join the ranks of the Walmart+ privileged (well, employee-privileged).
Step 5: You + Email = Walmart+ Bliss
Now comes the fun part: signing up with your email. This is your key to the discount kingdom, the free delivery promised land. Use an email you actually check (because spam is a real thing, people), and voila! You're officially a Walmart+ member – the kind with a badge and (hopefully) better sleep knowing you've got free groceries coming your way.
Congratulations! You've unlocked the mysteries of free Walmart+. Now get out there and shop like the retail warrior you are (but maybe avoid that aisle with the singing fish toys – your sanity will thank you).
