How to snag that elusive blue tick on Instagram: A totally legit (mostly) guide for the social media wannabe
Let's face it, folks. In the age of Instagram clout, the blue tick is the holy grail. It's the difference between being your aunt Shirley posting pictures of her cat and, well, also your aunt Shirley posting pictures of her cat, but with a stamp of internet royalty.
But fear not, aspiring influencer! Because today, we're cracking the code on "Operation Blue Steel" (that's buy, not steal, by the way).
Step 1: Are You Worthy? (Probably Not, But Keep Reading)
Instagram, in its infinite wisdom, has a set of criteria for the verified cool kids' club. You gotta be a public figure, someone that the masses recognize (unless those masses are just your overenthusiastic grandma and her bridge club). Think celebrities, athletes, politicians – basically anyone with enough fans to fill a stadium (or at least a moderately-sized bowling alley).
Tip: Rest your eyes, then continue.
But hey, don't let a little thing like reality rain on your parade! Maybe you've got a strategically placed mole that vaguely resembles a continent, or a cat that walks on its hind legs. That's practically screaming "verification material" if you ask me.
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Step 2: Unleash Your Inner Machiavelli
Tip: Avoid distractions — stay in the post.
Okay, so maybe buying your blue tick isn't an option (shocking, I know). But that doesn't mean you can't game the system. Here's where your creativity comes in:
- Become a master of disguise: Post thirst traps as a celebrity lookalike (emphasis on the trap – nobody wants to see that).
- Cultivate a following of…well, anyone: Beg, borrow, or bribe your friends and family to hit that follow button. Hey, beggars can't be choosers, and apparently, neither can Insta-fame seekers.
- Master the art of the vaguepost: Post cryptic messages hinting at your upcoming "big announcement" (which is actually your dog's birthday party). People love a good mystery, even if it leads to a massive disappointment.
Step 3: The Art of the Hustle (Because Apparently Verification Isn't Free)
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Meta Verified – the subscription service that lets you buy your way to blue tick bliss (well, kind of). It's like a VIP pass to the exclusive club of people who pretend they're not paying for their internet fame.
QuickTip: Pause at transitions — they signal new ideas.
But here's the catch: This magical service is currently only available to a select few. So, unless you're a Kardashian or a talking cactus with a million followers, you're stuck with the free, non-blue-ticky route.
Step 4: Patience is a Virtue (Unless You Have a Lot of Money)
So, you've followed all these steps (or at least skimmed them while scrolling through cat videos). Now comes the hard part: waiting. It can take weeks, months, or even years for Instagram to bestow upon you the coveted blue tick.
Tip: Use this post as a starting point for exploration.
In the meantime, channel your inner zen master and focus on the important things – like strategically placing those cat ear filters and perfecting your duck face.
Remember: Even without the blue tick, you're a star in your own right. Now go forth and conquer the gram ... or at least get your cat to walk on its hind legs for a viral video.
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