So You Wanna Be a High-Rollin' Car Baron in GTA 5, Eh?
Ever get tired of stealing those fancy sports cars in GTA? Yeah, it's a thrill, but wouldn't it be nicer to just... own the darn dealership? No more five-finger discounts, just the sweet satisfaction of a legitimate (well, kinda) business empire.
Hold your horses, slick, because buying a car dealership in GTA 5 ain't exactly a walk in the park. There are more hoops to jump through than a gymnast with ADD. But fear not, aspiring auto tycoon, this guide will be your roadmap to becoming a used car kingpin (or queenpin, we're equal here).
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| How To Buy A Car Dealership In GTA 5 |
But Dude, You Can't Actually Buy a Dealership...
Hold on there, Mr. Literal Pants! While you can't own a whole dealership with flashing lights and a revolving door, you can definitely make it feel that way. GTA 5 Online introduced two fancy new showrooms: Premium Deluxe Motorsport and Luxury Autos Showroom. These bad boys let you get up close and personal with some of the hottest rides in Los Santos.
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Think of it as a test drive for the billionaire lifestyle. Except instead of test-driving yachts, you're test-driving the feeling of immense wealth every time you walk in.
QuickTip: Every section builds on the last.
Here's the Real Deal (Sort Of) on How to Become a High-Society Car Flipper:
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Grind, Baby, Grind: Look, these cars ain't cheap. Unless you've got a sugar momma (or daddy) bankrolling you, you're gonna need some serious cash. So get out there, rob some banks (virtually, of course), do some heists, win some races – whatever it takes to fill your virtual pockets.
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Location, Location, Location: Now that you're practically swimming in money, it's time to visit your new digs. Premium Deluxe Motorsport is located in Pillbox Hill, while Luxury Autos Showroom can be found on the same street as Record A Studios.
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Window Shopping with Benefits: These aren't your average car dealerships. Here, you can actually inspect the vehicles up close and personal. Imagine the smug satisfaction of checking out the stitching on a million-dollar Bugatti without some overzealous salesman hovering over you.
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Take it for a Spin (Kinda): Luxury Autos lets you admire their weekly selection from outside, but Premium Deluxe Motorsport lets you take things a step further. Here, you can actually test drive a few of their top picks. Just don't go all Dukes of Hazzard and yeet it off a cliff.
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Seal the Deal: Once you've found your automotive soulmate, buying it is as simple as pressing a button. No haggling, no greasy salesman tactics, just pure, unadulterated car-buying bliss.
So there you have it, chum! With a little elbow grease (and a whole lot of grinding), you can be well on your way to becoming a virtual car baron. Now get out there and start building your automotive empire, one overpriced sports car at a time!
Tip: A slow skim is better than a rushed read.
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