You Want Fries With That? A Guide to Nightclub Delivery Vehicles in GTA Online
Ah, the glamorous life of a nightclub owner. Cash rains from the ceiling, metaphorical champagne bubbles tickle your nose, and... you gotta deliver all that product yourself? Hold on, before you drown your sorrows in a lukewarm VIP drink, there's a way to ditch the delivery van shaped like a rejected Happy Meal toy. This guide will turn you from a glorified glorified delivery dude into a... well, a slightly less glorified delivery dude, but with a much cooler ride.
Step 1: Accepting Your Fate (as a Delivery Dude)
First things first, you're fresh out of luck when it comes to skipping deliveries entirely. The good news? You get a free speedo van included with your nightclub purchase. Think of it as a participation trophy. It's not the flashiest ride, but it'll get the job done for small quantities of, ahem, "nightclub supplies".
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Step 2: Upgrading Your Ride (Because Seriously, That Van)
Now, if you're planning on becoming a nightclub tycoon with a warehouse full of "supplies," you'll need something a little more substantial. This is where things get interesting. Buckle up, because we're about to delve into the world of Warstock Cache and Carry, your one-stop shop for all things weaponized and vaguely legitimate.
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Warstock's Finest (or at Least Least Sketchy)
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The Mule Custom: This bad boy is your first step up the delivery food chain. Think of it as a sensible sedan for the less discerning clientele. It holds a decent amount of product and can be tricked out with some light weaponry, perfect for scaring off any pesky NPCs who might have a hankering for your "energy drinks."
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The Pounder Custom: Now we're talking! This is the ultimate delivery truck, the monster truck of the nightclub scene. It holds enough product to stock a small convenience store and can be outfitted with a full arsenal, transforming you into a one-man (or woman) distribution army.
But Wait, There's More! (Because Upselling is the Name of the Game)
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Just like with any good infomercial, there's a "but wait, there's more!" moment. You can deck out your new delivery vehicles with all sorts of goodies, from armor plating (because let's face it, the competition is fierce) to remote-controlled missile launchers (because who doesn't love a good firework display during a business transaction?).
So, How Much Does This Delivery Driver Chic Cost?
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Here's the not-so-fun part: these rides ain't cheap. The Mule Custom will set you back a cool $72,000, while the Pounder Custom comes in at a hefty $1,450,000. Those are some seriously inflated prices for glorified delivery trucks, but hey, at least you'll look intimidating (and slightly ridiculous) rolling up to your drop-off points.
In Conclusion: Delivering Like a Boss (Even if You Still Technically Deliver)
With a bit of an investment, you can ditch the soccer mom van and become the ultimate nightclub delivery king (or queen). Just remember, with great delivery power comes great responsibility (and a higher chance of getting blown up by rival gangs). But hey, at least you'll look good doing it!
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