Conquering Prime on Your iPhone: A Hilarious Quest (Because Apparently, Apps Don't Like Money)
Let's face it, Amazon Prime is the ultimate online shopping sidekick. Faster deliveries? Check. A mountain of free movies and TV shows to keep you entertained for, well, an eternity? Check and check. But here's the thing, iPhone users: subscribing to Prime through the app is like trying to teach a cat manners – possible, but not exactly user-friendly.
Fear not, fellow adventurers! This guide will transform you from a Prime-less peasant into a glorious Prime member, all from the comfort of your iPhone. Just grab your phone, your sense of humor (because this might get a little weird), and let's do this!
Step 1: Accepting the App's Appalling Incompetence
Yes, you read that right. The Amazon app, in all its glory, currently doesn't allow in-app subscriptions for Prime. Don't worry, it's not you, it's them. Maybe the app developers are too busy binge-watching "The Boys" to fix the glitch. ¯_(?)_/¯
QuickTip: Don’t rush through examples.
Step 2: Prepare to Channel Your Inner Safari
Since the app is out of commission, we're taking this adventure to the wild frontier – Safari, everyone's favorite not-so-jungley browser. Open it up and type in the majestic address: https://www.primevideo.com/.
Step 3: Sign in Like a Hero (or Just Someone Who Remembers Their Password)
Tip: Highlight sentences that answer your questions.
This shouldn't be a surprise, but you'll need to sign in to your Amazon account. If you've been living under a rock (and somehow still have internet access?), creating an account is free and easy.
Step 4: The Glorious Quest for the Membership Button (Because Apparently It Hides)
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Here's where things get interesting. Unlike a treasure map, there's no big red X marking the membership spot. Instead, you'll need to tap on your profile picture (because everyone loves a good profile pic, even if it's just you). Then, delve into the wondrous world of "Settings".
QuickTip: Reread for hidden meaning.
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Step 5: Victory! (Almost...)
Behold! Nestled amongst the other options should be the holy grail – "Add Membership". Click on it with the fervor of Indiana Jones finding the Ark.
Tip: Watch for summary phrases — they give the gist.
Step 6: Filling the Prime Coffers (with Actual Money, Not Pirate Booty)
Now, the moment you've been waiting for – enter your payment information. Just picture Bezos himself doing a happy dance as you type in those digits.
Step 7: Prime Time, Baby!
Congratulations, brave adventurer! You've successfully conquered Prime on your iPhone. Now, go forth and enjoy the spoils of your victory: lightning-fast deliveries, a bottomless pit of entertainment, and the bragging rights of being a Prime-wielding iPhone master!
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