So You're Breaking Up With Wally World? A Guide to Cancelling Your Walmart+ Membership on the App
Let's face it, relationships fizzle out. Maybe free shipping just isn't enough anymore, or perhaps your roommate keeps hogging all the delivery slots for Funyuns (hey, no judgement). Whatever the reason, you've decided to call it quits with your Walmart+ membership. But fear not, weary shopper, because unlike a bad date, cancelling Walmart+ is mercifully painless.
Gone in 60 Seconds (or Less, We Promise)
Here's the down-low on how to sever ties with Walmart+ on the app, all from the comfort of your couch (because who wants to put on pants for this?):
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Boot Up the App: First things first, launch the Walmart app on your phone.
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Digging Deep: The Account Menu In the bottom right corner, you'll see a little icon that vaguely resembles a human silhouette. That, my friend, is the gateway to your account. Tap it bravely.
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Navigate the Account Maze: Within the account menu, you'll find a glorious smorgasbord of options. Don't get overwhelmed by the urge to change your name to "Baron Von Discount" (although, tempting). Instead, find the section titled "Subscriptions & Plans" and tap it with purpose.
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Behold! The Walmart+ Aisle: Ah, here we are. You'll see your Walmart+ membership staring back at you, like an unwanted fruitcake at a holiday party. Don't worry, we won't judge.
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The Dreaded "Manage Membership" Button: There will be a button (possibly labeled "Manage Membership" or something equally ominous). Don't be intimidated! Tap it like you mean business.
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The Part Where You Break the News: Here's where things get real. You'll likely be presented with a few options, including pausing your membership (like a relationship on hold...awkward!). But you're here to make a clean break, so find the button that says something along the lines of "Cancel Membership" (usually located at the bottom of the page in tiny, guilt-inducing font). Be strong!
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Confirmation is Key: The app might try to win you back with sweet nothings about free grocery delivery and exclusive discounts. Resist the urge to reminisce about the good times (remember the time they were out of gummy bears?). Tap that confirmation button with the unwavering resolve of a seasoned couponer.
Congratulations! You've successfully cancelled your Walmart+ membership. You are now free to roam the aisles of other stores, flirt with rival delivery services, and maybe, just maybe, find a new love that offers a bigger discount on, well, everything.
P.S. Just remember, if you ever have a hankering for those sweet, sweet Walmart+ benefits again, the door is always open (or should we say, the app is always downloadable). But for now, enjoy your newfound freedom, and happy shopping!
