Uh Oh! Did You Forget About That Surprise Llama Costume Party? How to Check Your Walmart Occurrences (Without Crying)
Let's face it, retail life can be crazier than a toddler in a candy store (and trust me, I've seen both). Between helping Karen find the organic, gluten-free, ethically-sourced kale chips and that epic water balloon fight with Dave from electronics, it's easy to forget about things like... occurrences (cue dramatic music).
But fear not, fellow Walmart warriors! Before you resign yourself to a life of living in a cardboard box (because let's be real, those things are surprisingly comfy), here's the lowdown on how to check your occurrences and avoid a potential termination that would make even Jeff Bezos shed a tear (or maybe not, that guy's made of money).
Step 1: Embrace the Power of the Portal
Remember that magical land called the GTA Portal? No, it's not a portal to a world filled with grumpy tigers (although working at Walmart can sometimes feel that way). It's your one-stop shop for everything Walmart-y, including your precious attendance points. So, dust off your login information (because let's be honest, who remembers that stuff?) and get ready to enter the employee cyber realm.
Step 2: Conquering the Pointy Puzzle
Once you're logged in and dodging the virtual tumbleweeds (because let's face it, the website can be a ghost town sometimes), navigate your way to the glorious land of "My Attendance" (or whatever Walmart calls it these days). This is where the fun begins! Here you'll find a wondrous display of numbers and cryptic abbreviations that may, or may not, make you want to reach for the emergency chocolate stash. But don't despair! The big, bold number you're looking for is your total occurrences.
Step 3: Dramatic Pause ...Interpreting the Occure-pocalypse
Now, here's where things get interesting. Walmart has a point system, and exceeding a certain number within a specific timeframe (usually six months) can lead to disciplinary action, up to and including... well, let's just say you might not be invited to the next breakroom potluck. To understand what that number means for you, it's best to consult your local Walmart handbook or chat with a friendly manager (because hey, some of them are actually pretty cool).
Bonus Tip: How to Avoid Being the King/Queen of Occurrences
- Set phone reminders: Your phone is for more than just cat videos and arguing with strangers on social media. Use it to your advantage! Set reminders for shifts and important dates.
- Buddy Up: Find a work bestie who can hold you accountable (and maybe hide your car keys if you're feeling a little too "staycation-y").
- Channel Your Inner Superhero: Being a retail worker is basically a superpower. You can handle this!
So, there you have it! With a little effort and maybe a sprinkle of humor, you can navigate the tricky world of Walmart occurrences. Now get out there and conquer that shift, retail rockstar! Just remember, if all else fails, there's always the option of blaming it on the llama costume party.
