Howdy Partners! Feeling Generous at Beaver Hollow? , but Micah Wrecked the Donation Box?
Let's face it, times are tough at Beaver Hollow. Dutch's glorious plan keeps hittin' a few snags, and let's not even mention Micah's recent "artistic endeavor" with the camp's donation box. But fear not, kindhearted varmint, there's still a way to contribute and be the hero this dusty ol' camp needs!
Forget the Cash, It's All About the Provisions, Partner!
Since Micah decided to channel his inner demolition expert, forget about throwing cash in the box (unless you enjoy the satisfying thunk of bills hitting the ground). The real hero of Beaver Hollow is the one who keeps the camp stocked! Here's your chance to shine brighter than a gold tooth in a bidding war.
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Huntin' Hero: Those mangy coyotes and pesky deer ain't just varmints – they're walking contributions! Grab your trusty rifle and show those critters who's boss (and who gets turned into stew). Remember, a full belly makes for a happy (and less likely to mutiny) camp.
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Fishing for Fortune: The nearby stream ain't just a pretty view, it's a treasure trove of plump trout and feisty catfish! A good haul can feed the whole gang, leaving Dutch free to focus on his, uh, "strategic planning" (or whatever it is he does all day).
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Pantry Perfection: Did you loot a stagecoach or rob a general store? Don't just guzzle all those beans and canned peaches yourself, partner! Share the bounty! Those baked beans might not be fancy, but they'll keep the camp fueled for the next adventure (or escape, depending on how the recent Pinkertons situation went).
Pro Tip: Keep an eye out for Pearson. That kindly old fella might just have a special stew recipe that requires some, ahem, "unconventional" ingredients. A mysterious package you "found" while "exploring" might be just the ticket!
But Wait, There's More! The Art of Subtle Gifting
Let's be honest, sometimes you just gotta be sneaky. Micah might have a keen eye for "contributions" these days, so here are some covert options:
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The Midnight Meatbag Delivery: Let's face it, hunting ain't exactly a silent activity. For a stealthier approach, snag some unsuspecting critter after dark and leave it "conveniently" near the camp's fire. No muss, no fuss, just a mysterious (and hopefully delicious) gift.
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The Accidental Ammo Cache: "Shucks, partner! Looks like I tripped and accidentally dropped a whole mess of bullets near the weapons stash! My bad!" A little misfortune can go a long way in this line of work.
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The "Lost" Loot Offering: "Hey Dutch, you ever seen that fancy satchel I had with all those...uh...supplies? Must've misplaced it somewhere around camp." Just be sure your "lost" loot isn't something Micah himself has been eyeing.
There you have it, partners! With a little moxie and a big heart, you can be the hero Beaver Hollow craves (even if Dutch never acknowledges it). Remember, a well-stocked camp is a happy camp, and a happy camp (hopefully) means less chance of someone suggesting you take a permanent dirt nap. Now git out there and show that generosity, yeehaw!
