Feeling Flush with Dank Memer Coins? How to Be a Philanthropic memer
Ah, the sweet, sweet clinking of digital currency. You've been grinding away at Dank Memer, expertly using pls beg, pls fish, and maybe even some well-timed pls rob (don't worry, we've all been there). Now you're sitting on a mountain of coins, like a dragon hoarding treasure... except way less fire-breathing and way more keyboard clacking.
But what's a memer to do with all this wealth? Well, my friend, it's time to unleash your inner Dank Mother Teresa and spread the coin love! Here's your guide to becoming a philanthropic memer:
The Direct Donation (pls give)
This is your classic, no-frills way to fling coins at your fellow memer. Think of it as a virtual high-five... with a hefty digital wallet attached.
- Here's the Lowdown:
- The Command:
pls give [@username] [amount] - The Breakdown:
- Replace
[@username]with the lucky soul you're showering with riches (make sure it's the right one! Nobody wants to accidentally donate to that guy who spams pls me everytime you go online). - Put the amount of coins you want to donate after the username. Be warned, there's a 3% tax on these transactions, so they might get a little less than you expect. Think of it as a service fee for your charitable deeds!
- Replace
- The Command:
Spreading the Dank Wealth (pls share)
Feeling generous and a little bit whimsical? This is the option for you! pls share lets you split your coins amongst a certain number of people in the server.
- Here's the Deal:
- The Command:
pls share [amount] - The Big Kahuna:
- Type the amount of coins you want to share. Just like
pls give, there's a 3% tax here too. - This option is great for those epic server-wide giveaways, or if you just want to rain coins down on everyone like a digital confetti cannon.
- Type the amount of coins you want to share. Just like
- The Command:
Pro Tip: Don't Be a Coin Scrooge!
While donating is a noble act, remember: with great dank memer power comes great responsibility. Don't go giving away all your hard-earned coins and end up broke! Here's a handy dandy "Should I Donate?" Flowchart to help you decide:
Do you have more coins than you know what to do with? --> YES --> Donate!
Do you have enough coins left over to buy that sweet new pepe avatar you've been eyeing? --> NO --> Hold onto your coins, peasant!
Are you about to donate to the person who keeps rickrolling you? --> Maybe reconsider...
The Joy of Giving (and the Perils of Getting Scammed)
Remember, donating Dank Memer coins is all about having fun and spreading some joy in the server. But be cautious of folks trying to take advantage of your generosity. If someone's begging you for coins or promising something in return for a donation, it's probably a scam.
So donate wisely, meme responsibly, and remember: the best kind of memer is a generous memer! Now get out there and spread the dank wealth!
