Gear Up for Giving: A Hilariously Helpful Guide to Donating Gear in The Division 2
Ah, Agents. You've been out there in the ravaged streets of D.C., purging the Cleaners, neutering the Outcasts, and generally making sure post-apocalyptic fashion doesn't involve too many ripped fanny packs. But your inventory is overflowing with loot like a rogue Santa's sack. What to do with all that extraneous gear? Well, fret no more, for you've stumbled upon the definitive guide (well, at least the most amusing one) to donating gear in The Division 2!
Don't Be a Loot Goblin: The Importance of Donating
Let's face it, hoarding loot is a rookie mistake. You wouldn't stockpile expired milk cartons in your real fridge, would you? (Unless you're a particularly adventurous cheese connoisseur, but that's a story for another time). Donating that extra gear serves a noble purpose:
- Level Up the Brotherhood (or Sisterhood): Those sweet, sweet resources you get from donating go towards Settlement projects. Basically, you're helping rebuild society, one kneepad at a time. Imagine the heartwarming cutscene - a grateful civilian tearfully thanking you for their brand new...used holster.
- Stop Looking Like a Hoarder on Legs: Nobody wants to raid with a walking landfill. Donate that mismatched vest with questionable stains and free up space for truly tactical garments. Maybe something with a bit more... pizzazz?
The Art of the Donation: Where and How to Give
Alright, Agent, time to get down to brass tacks (or should we say, down to ballistic weave?). Here's where the magic happens:
- The Magical Projects Menu: Hit that left bumper button (or your platform's equivalent) and navigate to the "Projects" tab. It's like a charity drive, but way cooler because it involves guns and tactical vests (probably).
- Unleash Your Inner Philanthropist: Here you'll see a list of resources needed for various Settlement projects. Got a mountain of unwanted shotguns collecting dust? Look for projects needing Electronics - because hey, hey, dismantling a shotgun might involve some electrical components? Don't question it, just donate!
Pro Tip: Don't be a one-trick pony. Spread the love (or should we say, the loot?) around! Donate a variety of resources to keep those Settlement projects humming along.
You Tried...But Seriously, Don't Do This
Look, we all make mistakes. Here are some charitable faux pas to avoid:
- Donating That Hazmat Suit You Wore During the Great Toilet Paper Crisis of 2020: While The Division may take place after a pandemic, those hazmat suits are best left as a memento of a simpler time. Donate actual in-game gear, please.
- Trying to Donate Your Pet Radroach: Look, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but even the most resourceful Settlement probably doesn't have a good use for a radioactive cockroach. Stick to gear, Agent.
There you have it, Agents! Now you're a donating dynamo, a philanthropist in tactical pants. Go forth, purge the streets, and donate responsibly. Remember, sharing is caring, especially when it comes to loot that could make the difference between a stylish Agent and a fashion disaster.
