So You Want to frolic Through Plague- ridden France with Arno? A (Mostly) Serious Guide to Dead Kings
Ah, Assassin's Creed Unity's Dead Kings DLC. A chance to whisk Arno away from the cobblestones of Paris and deposit him knee-deep in the French countryside, which wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't also knee-deep in plague. But hey, at least there are new missions, fancy new gear, and a whole new area to explore!
But before you can waltz into this quarantined vacation spot, there are a few hoops to jump through. Fear not, fellow assassin wannabe, for this guide will be your metaphorical grappling hook.
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| How To Get Ac Unity Dead Kings |
Step 1: Have You Acquired Assassin's Creed Unity?
This might seem obvious, but you wouldn't believe the things people forget in the heat of the moment (like pants, apparently). Unity is a requirement for this particular brand of plague tourism.
Tip: Revisit challenging parts.
Step 2: The Glorious Download Dance
Here's where things get exciting (well, exciting for nerds like us). You'll need to download the Dead Kings DLC. This might involve some fancy console jiggery-pokery or a delightful online shopping spree depending on your platform of choice.
Pro-Tip: Make sure your internet connection is feeling friendly. There's nothing worse than staring at a progress bar that's moving slower than a sloth on vacation.
Tip: Look out for transitions like ‘however’ or ‘but’.
Step 3: Get Arno Out of the Sewers (and Keep Him Out!)
Now here's the kicker: You can't just waltz into Dead Kings whenever you please. Arno needs to have completed Sequence 4 of the main story. Think of it as a Parisian sewer initiation rite. You gotta slog through the literal and metaphorical muck first.
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But wait, there's more! Once you're out of the sewers (congrats on not becoming another sewer-dwelling critter's lunch!), make sure you're past Memory 04 within Sequence 4. This is your official "Welcome to Not-So-Charming Rural France" pass.
Tip: Remember, the small details add value.
Step 4: Welcome to The F-Zone
Once you've fulfilled these prerequisites, open up your map and look for a glorious little "F" icon. This, my friend, is your ticket to Dead Kings. Head over to that location and, voila! You'll be whisked away (presumably on a giant, plague-proof bird) to the wilds of France.
Congratulations! You've officially unlocked Dead Kings and can now frolic through the French countryside, dodging both plague rats and angry revolutionaries. Remember, social distancing is key (especially from the plague rats), and don't forget to stock up on hand sanitizer – even fancy assassin gear can't protect you from everything.
Tip: Don’t rush — enjoy the read.
Now get out there and explore! Just… maybe try not to breathe too deeply.
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