The Great Quest for the Elusive Blue Tick: A Guide for the Insta-Famous (and Delusional)
Ah, the blue tick. That little badge of honor, the bane of existence for some, the ultimate flex for others. It's the Instagram equivalent of royalty – a sign that you've made it, that you're basically dodging paparazzi in your mom's basement (not that there's anything wrong with that... maybe).
But my friends, fear not! For I, your friendly neighborhood internet sage (read: someone who spends way too much time on Instagram) am here to guide you on this glorious quest.
Tip: Keep the flow, don’t jump randomly.
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| How To Get A Blue Tick On Instagram |
Step 1: Assess Yourself (brutally)
- Do you have a pet that can skateboard? This is practically a guaranteed blue tick these days. Apparently, animals with extreme sports skills are more interesting than, say, a doctor performing life-saving surgery. #priorities
- Are you related to a Kardashian (or any influencer with a double-digit follower count for that matter)? Because nepotism is alive and well, even in the digital age.
- Do you constantly get mistaken for a celebrity (even a vaguely similar looking one)? This might be your sign. Unless of course, the celebrity is Kevin Federline (no offense, Kevin).
If you answered yes to any of these, congratulations! You're practically halfway there. Now, for the rest of us mere mortals...
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Step 2: Operation: Content is King (or Queen)
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- Post like your life depends on it (because apparently, it kind of does on Instagram). High-quality photos, funny captions (that don't require a PhD in deciphering internet slang to understand), and engaging stories are your new best friends.
- Find your niche and own it. Are you a master baker who can sculpt cakes into historical landmarks? A dog trainer who teaches pups kung fu? Lean into your weirdness, people love that stuff!
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Step 3: The Verification Hustle
- Engage, engage, engage! Respond to comments, participate in relevant conversations, and basically become the social butterfly you never thought you could be.
- Collaborate with other accounts in your niche. There's strength in numbers, and who knows, maybe their blue tick magic will rub off on you.
Step 4: Patience is a Virtue (Unless You're Kim Kardashian)
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- Getting verified can take time. Like, a significant amount of time. Don't get discouraged, just keep putting out awesome content and growing your community.
Step 5: Acceptance (or How to Live a Fulfilling Life Without a Blue Tick)
- Let's face it, a blue tick doesn't guarantee happiness. There are plenty of amazing Instagram accounts out there that don't have that little blue checkmark.
- Focus on creating content you're passionate about and building a genuine community. After all, isn't that what social media is all about? (well, besides strategically placed product endorsements).
Remember, the blue tick is just a fancy badge. The real prize is building a space where you can connect with people and share your passions. But hey, if the blue tick comes along the way, well, that's just a bonus, right?
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