So You Want a Fancy New Bond CE in FGO, Hon? Buckle Up, Buttercup!
Ah, Bond CEs. Those beautiful, level 80, gloriously niche little CE trinkets that scream "I use this Servant way too much." But hey, no shame in the waifu/husbando loyalty game, right? The only problem is, how do you actually get your hands on these shiny emblems of servitude? Well, fret no more, fellow Master, because this handy-dandy guide is here to break it down for you, with a sprinkle of sarcasm and maybe a dash of self-deprecation (because who doesn't love a little healthy dose of that?).
Step 1: The Long and Winding Road to Bond Level 10
First things first, you gotta get your chosen Servant to Bond Level 10. This, my friends, is where the marathon begins. Be prepared to spam that Servant in every quest you can shove them into, from the thrilling depths of Free Quests to the exhilarating heights of Friend Support duty (because who doesn't love those surprise Heracles solos, am I right?).
QuickTip: Reading carefully once is better than rushing twice.
Subheading: The Grind is Real, But Memes Help
Let's not sugarcoat it, Masters. This stage can feel like an eternity. Fear not, for there's a secret weapon: memes. Stockpile the funniest FGO memes you can find. Trust me, laughter is the best medicine when you're 300 battles deep with Arash and questioning your life choices.
QuickTip: Use posts like this as quick references.
Step 2: The Glorious Payoff (or Maybe Not)
Congratulations! You've reached Bond Level 10! Now, prepare to be showered with... a whopping ten Saint Quartz. Woohoo! Enough for a single roll, or maybe a delicious discount on that overpriced lunchtime pack. But hey, at least you unlocked the real prize...
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Step 3: Behold! The Bond CE (or Maybe Not Again)
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This is the moment you've been waiting for. The Bond CE, a testament to your unwavering dedication (or maybe just a sign you have way too much free time). Just equip it on your beloved Servant and watch the magic... oh wait. The effects vary wildly. Sometimes you get a glorious damage boost, other times it's a measly starting NP gauge charge. It's all a delightful surprise, like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get!
QuickTip: Pause when something feels important.
Subheading: Don't Despair, There's Still Fun to be Had!
Look, even if the Bond CE effect isn't earth-shattering, there's a certain charm in having it. It's a badge of honor, a silent scream to the world that declares, "Yes, I spammed the ever-loving lights out of this Servant, and I have the fancy CE to prove it!"
Bonus Tip: The Efficiency Route (For Those Who Don't Like Fun)
Alright, alright, some Masters just want the most efficient path to Bond Level 10. Here's the not-so-secret secret: Heroic Portrait CEs. These bad boys (or girls) give you a sweet Bond Point boost, so stack them on your Servant and farm those Free Quests like nobody's business. Just remember, the faster you reach Bond 10, the sooner you can unleash your... well, let's just say interesting Bond CE upon the unsuspecting world.
There you have it, Masters! A (slightly) tongue-in-cheek guide to acquiring those coveted Bond CEs. Now get out there, spam your favorite Servants, and may the gacha gods bless you with a Bond CE that actually makes a difference (or at least looks cool).
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