So You Nuked Your Ride in GTA 5: A Guide to Post-Carmageddon Recovery (Because Mors Mutual Doesn't Do Divine Intervention)
Let's face it, in the glorious chaos that is GTA 5, even the most pristine supercar can end up looking like a crumpled aluminum can. Whether it was a daring (and slightly suicidal) police chase, an overzealous grenade toss, or a particularly enthusiastic bout of road rage, a destroyed car is a common occurrence. But fear not, petrolhead! This trusty guide will get you back on the road in no time, even faster than you can say "Los Santos Customs".
1. Acceptance: The First Step is Admitting You Have a Problem (A Wrecked One)
We've all been there. You hear the ominous screech of metal on metal, and your precious vehicle folds like a lawn chair. Take a deep breath, try not to rage-quit (we've all been there too), because a solution awaits!
Pro-Tip: If your car spontaneously combusted for no reason (hey, glitches happen!), this guide still applies. Just consider it a fiery baptism for your new ride.
2. Calling in the Cavalry (Who Also Happen to be Insurance Salesmen): Mors Mutual to the Rescue!
Now that you've composed yourself, it's time to contact the good folks at Mors Mutual Insurance. These guys are basically the AAA of Los Santos, minus the roadside assistance and the slightly less-sketchy tow trucks.
Here's how to play Mors Mutual's magical car retrieval game:
- Whip out your phone: Because apparently, pigeons don't deliver car insurance claims anymore (sadly).
- Contacts App: Find Mors Mutual in your contacts. No need to scroll through your ex's angry texts for this one.
- Make a Claim: Be prepared to answer some questions about your dearly departed vehicle. Don't worry, they won't judge... much.
- Pay the Piper: There might be a small fee involved. Think of it as a donation to Mors Mutual's "Exotic Car Graveyard Cleanup Fund."
Important Note: This only works if you were smart (or paranoid) enough to have insurance and a tracker on your car before its fiery demise. If not, well, you might be better off starting a lemonade stand to fund your new ride.
3. Patience is a Virtue (Especially When You're Stuck on the Side of the Road)
Once you've made your claim, Mors Mutual will get to work. Their turnaround time isn't exactly Amazon Prime, but it's way faster than duct-taping your car back together. You have two options to reclaim your beauty (or slightly less charred version of it):
- Delivery: Mors Mutual has a surprising talent for teleportation (or maybe a really good tow truck driver). Just chill for a bit, and your car will magically reappear somewhere on the map.
- Vehicle Request: This is for the impatient driver (we feel you). Open your interaction menu, find the "Vehicle" section, and request your car. Poof! It should materialize relatively close by, ready to roll (or at least not emit smoke signals).
Bonus Tip: If you requested delivery and your car ends up stuck in a tree (don't ask), just call Mors Mutual again. They seem weirdly chill about these kinds of things.
There you have it! With a little insurance know-how and a dash of patience, you'll be back on the road in no time, causing glorious mayhem (and hopefully avoiding another car-nuking incident). Now get out there and wreak havoc responsibly (ish)!