Buckle Up, Gearheads! How to (Maybe) Get Your Ride On in Generation Zero
So, you're itching to ditch the trainers and trade them in for some comfy car seats in Generation Zero, huh? Totally understandable. Who wants to trek across a monster-infested Sweden on foot when there could be a perfectly good (abandoned) Volvo gathering dust nearby?
But hold your moose burgers, because acquiring a sweet ride in Generation Zero isn't exactly like picking up a used Subaru at a shady dealership (although, knowing this game, that might actually be easier).
Here's the Lowdown (on the Lack of Cars)
The developers have made it pretty clear: there are no drivable cars in Generation Zero. Why? Well, it seems they wanted to create a specific atmosphere – one of vulnerability and a reliance on your own two feet (or bike, more accurately). Plus, picture the chaos: one wrong turn and you've become a human pinball launched by a rogue tank.
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But Don't Despair, Fellow Adventurer!
Fear not, petrolheads! There are still ways to quench your thirst for vehicular action (kind of). Here's your not-so-official guide to getting your motor running (metaphorically speaking) in Generation Zero:
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- The Humble Moped: Your Post-Apocalyptic Chariot Awaits!
Okay, it's not a muscle car, but the Tuned Moped added in the Dark Skies update is a definite step up from shank's mare. It's faster, lets you carry more loot, and hey, it's a motorized breeze through the Swedish countryside (minus the, you know, killer robots).
Just a heads up: You'll need to complete some missions to unlock this bad boy. But hey, a little robot-slaying never hurt anyone, right?
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- Master the Art of the Bicycle: Because Survival is a Cycle
Let's be honest, bicycles in Generation Zero are about as sturdy as a gingerbread house in a hurricane. But they're plentiful, and with some practice, you can become a two-wheeled maestro, weaving through robot hordes with the grace of a… well, a not-so-graceful cyclist.
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Bonus points: If you manage to pull off a sick jump and land on a robot, we definitely want to see the clip.
- Live Vicariously Through Your Enemies: The Art of Robot-Jacking (Not Recommended)
This one's a bit of a gamble, and by gamble, we mean a surefire way to get yourself robo-stomped. But hey, if you're feeling particularly suicidal, you could always try to hijack one of those fancy new legged robots the machines are rolling out.
Just remember: These things are built for stomping, not cruising. And unless you have a degree in robot piloting (which, let's face it, you probably don't), this joyride will likely be short-lived.
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So, Can You Get a Car in Generation Zero?
Not really. But with a little moxie, a trusty bicycle, and a healthy dose of self-preservation, you can still navigate the world of Generation Zero in style (or at least, without getting winded). Now get out there and explore, adventurer! Just don't blame us if you end up outrunning a tank on a bicycle.
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