So You Want to Befriend a Daedric Hellhound? A Totally Reliable Guide (Mostly)
Ah, the allure of a demonic mutt as your companion. A vicious snarl to scare off bandits, bottomless appetite to finish your dungeon rations... what's not to love? But before you skip off into the sunset with a drool-covered Daedra on your heels, there's a little snag: getting the darn quest.
Here's your not-so-scholarly guide to snagging the "A Daedra's Best Friend" quest in Skyrim, with a healthy dose of caution (because messing with Daedra is like juggling chainsaws – thrilling, but potentially messy).
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| How To Get A Daedra's Best Friend Quest |
Step 1: Hit Level 10, Scrub
Look, chum, Daedra aren't impressed by wimps. They want muscle (to wrestle with), magic (to make fireworks!), and maybe a touch of heroism (for bragging rights back in Oblivion). So before you waltz up to a Daedric statue expecting free puppy cuddles, get your adventuring chops in order. Slay some mudcrabs, clear a bandit camp, maybe even punch a dragon in the snout (just one, don't get cocky).
Pro-Tip: If you're feeling impatient, chug some experience potions you looted off that overly dramatic bandit leader. Just remember, real warriors earn their levels the old-fashioned way: through blood, sweat, and the occasional existential crisis.
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Step 2: The Town With a Dog Problem (It's Not What You Think)
Head to the quaint little hamlet of Falkreath. It's got lovely scenery, a charming graveyard, and apparently, a massive dog-walking shortage. A friendly guard (or maybe a concerned citizen, depends on your arrival timing) will point you towards Lod, the resident blacksmith.
This gruff fellow has a problem: a giant, black dog with glowing red eyes is scaring the chickens (and possibly the children) out of town. Here's your chance to shine, hero!
Step 3: Befriending Barbas, or "How Not to Get Mauled"
Here's the important part: This "stray" dog is actually Barbas, the Daedric champion of Clavicus Vile (a Daedra with a penchant for mischief and bargains). Don't worry, Barbas is mostly harmless... unless you make him angry. Just follow these simple steps:
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- Don't approach him with a weapon drawn. Unless you fancy a taste of Daedric fury.
- Do offer him some raw meat. He's a simple dog at heart, really. Except with fire breath and the potential to rip your arm off.
- Follow him. He'll lead you to a creepy shrine deep in the woods. Don't worry, it's all part of the grand adventure! (Maybe)
Step 4: Daedric Shenanigans and Moral Dilemmas (Welcome to Skyrim!)
At the shrine, you'll meet Clavicus Vile himself, a charming Daedra with a forked tongue and a penchant for tricky deals. He'll ask you to retrieve a powerful axe (because apparently, even Daedra need errands run). Here's where things get interesting:
Option A: The Loyal Route (Goody Two-Shoes Edition)
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Do Clavicus Vile's bidding, retrieve the axe, and return it to him. You'll get a reward, but Barbas will be none too pleased. Are you willing to break a new friend's heart for a fancy trinket? The choice is yours, champion!
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Option B: The Rebellious Route (Maybe Not-So-Goody Edition)
Keep the axe for yourself (it's pretty darn powerful, after all). Clavicus Vile won't be happy, but hey, who needs a Daedric friend when you've got a soul-stealing axe, right? Just watch your back – Daedra are known to hold grudges.
Option C: The Chaotic Neutral Route (Because Why Not?)
QuickTip: Stop to think as you go.
Use the axe on Barbas. Clavicus Vile will be ecstatic, but you'll be left with a pile of regret and the lingering scent of burnt fur. Congratulations, you monster!
Remember: There are no real "good" or "bad" choices here. Just remember, whatever you decide, choose wisely. Messing with Daedra is a game with high stakes, and the consequences can be... well, let's just say interesting.
So there you have it! Your not-so-comprehensive guide to getting the "A Daedra's Best Friend" quest. Now get out there, find that dog
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