So You Want a Canine Companion in Kingdom Come: Deliverance? Let's Ditch the Deliverance and Embrace the Doggo-vation!
Ah, Kingdom Come: Deliverance. A land of chivalry, swordplay, and... questionable hygiene standards. But fear not, weary traveller, for there's a way to add a touch of furry friendship to your medieval exploits! Yes, we're talking about acquiring a canine companion, a loyal mutt to share your mutton stew (or at least watch you eat it, because let's be honest, sharing is for chumps).
Now, forget scouring bandit camps or wrestling bears for a mythical dog whistle. The path to canine companionship in Kingdom Come: Deliverance is a little more... domestic. Buckle up, because we're about to embark on a quest that involves romance, questionable life choices, and a whole lot of tail wags.
Step 1: The Damsel in Distress... with a Dog Problem
That's right, fellas (and any female gamers who fancy a bit of a detour), it's time to get your flirt on. Head over to Skalitz and reacquaint yourself with the delightful Theresa. No, not to rekindle that childhood fire (although, hey, who am I to judge your medieval dating life?), but to complete her storyline in the "A Woman's Lot" DLC.
Warning: This may involve some fetching (pun intended) quests and questionable decisions about becoming a glorified glorified errand boy. But hey, a dog is a dog, right?
Step 2: From Fetch Quests to Furever Home?
Once you've heroically completed Theresa's errands (and maybe even impressed her with your newfound chivalry... or swordsmanship... or ability to fetch a decent side of boar), the moment you've been waiting for arrives. Theresa, bless her heart, will offer you the opportunity to take her trusty canine companion with you on your adventures.
Pro Tip: Shower Theresa with compliments on her impeccable taste in dogs. It might just score you some extra sausages for your new pup.
Step 3: Life on the Road with Your New Best Friend
Congratulations! You're now the proud owner of a magnificent (or at least moderately scruffy) mutt. Now comes the fun part: figuring out how to keep this furry friend alive in a world filled with bandits, bears, and questionable hygiene standards (seriously, those bathhouses...).
Here's a crash course in responsible dog ownership, Kingdom Come style:
- Feeding Frenzy: Don't be a scrooge! Share your hard-earned loot on some decent (read: not rotten) meat for your pup. A happy dog is a loyal dog (and less likely to chew on your precious armor).
- Fetching Fun: While your dog can't exactly bring down a Cumana horde, they can help you hunt smaller game and retrieve arrows. Plus, it's good exercise for both of you!
- Beware the Bath! Let's face it, bathing wasn't exactly a priority in medieval Bohemia. But maybe avoid letting your dog roll around in too much muck. Trust me, your nose (and everyone else's) will thank you.
There you have it, adventurers! With a little determination, some questionable life choices, and a whole lot of tail wags, you can have a loyal canine companion by your side in Kingdom Come: Deliverance. Now go forth, conquer your enemies (or at least share your lunch with them), and most importantly, give your dog a good belly rub. They deserve it!