Oh Fido, Not Again! How to Help Your Pup Chill Out After a Canna-Caper
Let's face it, our furry friends are masters of mischief. From pilfering socks to becoming vacuum cleaner ninjas, there's no end to the chaos they can create. But sometimes, that mischievous streak takes a turn for the... herbal. Yes, we're talking about your dog accidentally ingesting some cannabis.
Don't Freak Out, It's Not the End of the Woof-ld
The first rule? Stay calm. Frantic energy won't help your pup, and might even make them more anxious. Take a deep breath, put on some soothing reggae (hey, it might work!), and let's get your high-larious hound back on their paws.
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Signs Your Dog Ate the Stash (Besides the Giggles)
- Walking the Wobbly Line: Balance issues are a common sign of cannabis intoxication in dogs. They might veer off on drunken sailor strolls or become unsteady on their feet.
- The Zoomies (But Not the Fun Kind): Instead of the playful zoomies, your dog might exhibit a more lethargic, dazed version. Think of it as the doggy equivalent of watching paint dry... except the paint is psychedelic.
- The Munchies Aren't for Kibble: Just like humans, dogs can get the munchies. But unlike us raiding the pantry, they might go for non-food items, like that throw pillow you really liked.
- Pools of Paradise (Except Not): Incontinence can be a symptom of cannabis exposure in dogs. So, if you find a surprise puddle, don't yell at them for being a "bad dog." They're just a little out of it.
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Operation: Canine Couch Potato
Here's what you can do to help your furry friend mellow out:
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- Hydration is Key: Encourage your dog to drink plenty of water. This will help flush out the cannabis from their system.
- Comfy Crash Pad: Create a calm, quiet space for your pup to rest. Loud noises and bright lights can be overwhelming for a dog who's already on a sensory adventure.
- No Force-Feeding: Unless your vet advises otherwise, don't try to force-feed your dog. Their stomach might be upset, and food could make it worse.
- Resist the Urge to Entertain: Playing fetch or engaging in other stimulating activities might be too much for your dog right now. Let them sleep it off.
When to Call the Big Dogs (The Vets)
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If your dog is experiencing severe vomiting, diarrhea, seizures, or has trouble breathing, call your veterinarian immediately. The same goes for very young puppies or senior dogs who have ingested cannabis.
Preventing the Next High-Jinks
Once your pup is back to their normal, goofy self, it's time to prevent future "canna-cappers." Here are some tips:
- Fort Knox Security for Your Stash: Keep all cannabis products out of reach and securely stored. This means high shelves, locked cabinets – basically Fort Knox for your stash.
- Educate Yourself and Educate Your Pup: Learn about the signs of cannabis intoxication in dogs. Train your dog with basic commands like "leave it" to help them resist temptation.
Remember, accidents happen. By staying calm, taking the right steps, and preventing future mishaps, you can ensure your dog's next adventure is one filled with belly rubs and squeaky toys, not psychedelic trips.
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