Dusa and You: A Guide to Bonding with a Headless Housekeeper (and Maybe More)
Ah, Dusa. The enigmatic, eternally busy, and undeniably charming floating snake-haired head that keeps the House of Hades spotless. Unlike the rest of the cast, who shower you with prophecies, prophecies of doom, or prophecies of...more prophecies, Dusa offers a different kind of allure. But how do you break the ice with this bashful gorgon? How do you navigate the murky waters of friendship (or perhaps even...dare I say...romance?) with a disembodied head? Fear not, Zagreus, for I, your trusty narrator (and resident gossip), am here to guide you on this odyssey of the heart...or lack thereof.
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| How To Get Dusa Bond |
Step 1: Nectar of the Friendship Variety
First things first, you gotta show Dusa you care. And what better way to say "I see you, floating head of wonder" than by gifting her the divine nectar of the gods? Now, I'm not suggesting you raid Dionysus's stash (though that could be an interesting story for another time), but keep an eye out for those glowing bottles as you battle your way through the underworld. A little nectar goes a long way, especially with someone who probably spends most of their time dodging rogue dust bunnies.
QuickTip: Read line by line if it’s complex.
Pro Tip: Dusa can be a bit shy, so don't be surprised if she flits away after a quick chat. Just be persistent (but not creepy!), and those hearts in your codex will eventually fill up.
Tip: Read once for flow, once for detail.
Step 2: The Harpy Feather Duster of Doom (and Delight)
Once Dusa warms up to you (and by "warms up," I mean stops freaking out every time you talk to her), you'll be gifted with the legendary Harpy Feather Duster. Now, this ain't your grandma's feather duster. This bad boy is imbued with the power of...well, dusting, obviously. But more importantly, it unlocks a special effect that lets Dusa clean house Hades-style. Think petrifying blasts and a whole lot of surprised enemies.
Tip: Reading with intent makes content stick.
Because who needs weapons when you have a killer cleaning crew, right?
Tip: Keep the flow, don’t jump randomly.
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Step 3: Operation: Lounge Renovation
Now, Dusa loves her job. Maybe a little too much. But here's your chance to be the hero she never knew she needed. As you delve deeper into the underworld, you'll encounter ambrosia. This stuff is basically the ambrosia of favors, and it's what you need to unlock Dusa's ultimate gift: the legendary companion Fidi.
But here's the twist: To earn Fidi's loyalty (and Dusa's eternal gratitude), you gotta help spruce up the House of Hades lounge. We're talking renovations, Zagreus! Deep cleaning Cerberus' fur (good luck with that), patching up the damage the three-headed good boy leaves in his wake, and maybe even throwing down a new rug (because apparently Cerberus isn't the only messy one down there).
Think of it as a bonding experience. Who knew cleaning could be so romantic?
So You've Got Fidi: Now What?
By now, you've showered Dusa with gifts, helped her redecorate, and unleashed the petrifying power of a well-feathered duster. Congratulations! You've officially earned the title of Dusa's BFF (or maybe even more). Now, whether your relationship blossoms into a beautiful friendship or something a little more...gorgonic, well, that's up to you, my friend. Just remember, a little kindness (and a lot of cleaning) goes a long way, even with the most hard-working severed head in the underworld.
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