Friends with Benefits: The Not-So-Platonic Playbook (For the Discerning Dude or Dood-ette)
Let's face it, sometimes you just crave companionship with a side of...well, you know. Enter the glorious, messy, and potentially awkward world of the Friends-with-Benefits (FWB) situation. But fear not, love-starved warriors! This guide will equip you with the knowledge (and a healthy dose of humor) to navigate the FWB frontier.
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| How To Get A Friend With Benefits Relationship |
Step 1: Choosing Your Champion
A) The Friend Zone General: This is your best bud, the one you tell your deepest, darkest secrets to (except maybe your FWB desires...yet). Pros: Built-in trust and friendship, inside jokes that make bedroom romps hilarious. Cons: Awkwardness if feelings flare, Sunday brunches might get weird.
B) The Dashing New Acquaintance: Met at a bar? Cute coworker? This option is all about fresh faces and unexplored territory. Pros: No emotional baggage (ideally), exciting potential for bedroom fireworks. Cons: Gotta establish boundaries early, might not click outside the bedroom.
QuickTip: Look for repeated words — they signal importance.
The Golden Rule: Choose wisely, Grasshopper. Don't pick someone you're secretly in love with (unless you enjoy emotional turmoil, which, hey, to each their own).
Step 2: The Delicate Dance (of the "Let's Be More Than Friends" Text)
A) The Straightforward Approach: "Hey [Name], I've been enjoying hanging out, and I was wondering if you'd be interested in...benefits?" Pros: Clear and concise, avoids confusion. **Cons: Might lack a certain...romantic charm.
B) The Casually Flirty Route: "So much fun last night! Maybe we can recreate that magic...with some added physical activity? " Pros: Playful and suggestive, sets the mood. Cons: Open to misinterpretation (are they down for a gym session or a romp?).
QuickTip: Slow down when you hit numbers or data.
Remember: Confidence is key (even if you're internally freaking out).
Step 3: The Boundary Bonanza
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This is Crucial, Folks! Discuss expectations for frequency, exclusivity, and emotional involvement. Are you a one-man/woman show, or can you see other people? Is cuddling a post-coital must, or a strict no-no?
QuickTip: Stop scrolling fast, start reading slow.
Communication is your best friend here (besides your actual friend-with-benefits, of course).
Step 4: Embrace the Awkward (Because It Will Happen)
Let's be real, FWB situations aren't always smooth sailing. There will be awkward moments (like accidentally calling them "honey" in public). Roll with the punches, laugh it off, and maybe stock up on extra wine for those nights.
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Step 5: Know When to Folds 'Em
Feelings creeping in? Jealousy rearing its ugly head? It might be time to call it quits. An honest conversation is always the best policy, even if it stings a bit.
The Takeaway:
The FWB life can be a glorious adventure, but it's not for the faint of heart. Approach it with humor, honesty, and a dash of self-awareness, and you might just find yourself with the perfect casual companion (and maybe some unforgettable stories for your future memoir).
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