Calling All Crazy Dog Ladies (and Dudes) in the Commonwealth: How to Score a Junkyard Dog in Fallout 4
Let's face it, the wasteland can be a lonely place. Sure, you've got your trusty Pip-Boy chirping away, the occasional feral ghoul pal to chat with (if you're into that sort of thing), but sometimes you just crave a furry companion who doesn't judge your questionable fashion choices (seriously, who decided a ripped bathrobe was a good idea?).
Enter the glorious Junkyard Dog! This loyal (for a price) canine companion won't travel the wasteland with you like Dogmeat, but they'll add a hefty dose of cuteness and some much-needed defense to your settlement.
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| How To Get A Junkyard Dog Fallout 4 |
But First, You Gotta Find This Shady Dog Whisperer...
Here's the rub: Unlike Dogmeat, who throws himself at you with the enthusiasm of a missile, finding a Junkyard Dog requires a bit more detective work. You'll need to track down a mysterious figure known only as Gene, the Questionably Employed Dog Salesman.
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He's basically the wasteland's answer to a sketchy pet store owner, except with fewer permits and a higher chance of radiation poisoning.
This elusive fellow wanders the Commonwealth with his pack of, well, junkyard dogs. Don't expect a fancy pedigree here, folks. These pups have seen better days, but hey, they've got heart (and probably a few screws loose, but that just adds to the charm, right?).
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How to Spot This Shady Character (Without Getting Bitten)
There's no guaranteed location for Gene, but he's been known to frequent areas with a good ol' post-apocalyptic vibe. Think scrapyards, ruined settlements, and anywhere that looks like it could use a good dose of Febreze.
Pro Tip: Keep your eyes peeled near roads, especially in the northwest part of the map.
QuickTip: Keep a notepad handy.
Once you spot him, approach with caution. He might look like he hasn't showered in a decade (which, let's be honest, is probably true), but these dogs are fiercely loyal. A wrong move and you might end up with a new pair of slippers made from your kneecaps.
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Negotiations: Cash, Caps, and Canine Convincing
Here's where things get interesting. Gene isn't exactly a man of refined tastes. He wants cold, hard caps for his furry friends. Be prepared to fork over 250 caps.
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Feeling a little light on the wallet? Don't fret! You can always try your luck with a speech check. Just remember, a smooth talker with a heart of gold (and maybe some spare dog food) is more likely to win over Gene than a trigger-happy maniac.
So You've Got Your New Pup... Now What?
Congratulations! You're now the proud owner of a (slightly radioactive) junkyard dog. Don't worry, the radiation probably adds character.
Head back to your settlement and assign your new canine companion to a doghouse. They'll add a cool 5 points of defense to your settlement, making those pesky raiders think twice before messing with your meticulously decorated wasteland abode.
Just a heads up: Your new dog might not be the cuddliest companion, but hey, they'll never judge you for eating expired Nuka-Cola. Besides, who needs a therapist when you've got a loyal (ish) dog by your side?
So there you have it! With a little patience, some caps, and maybe a sprinkle of charm, you too can be the proud owner of a junkyard dog. Just remember, with great canine companionship comes great responsibility (and the occasional drool puddle). Happy adventuring, wastelanders!
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