So You Want to Wield the Weather Like a Boss: A (Mostly) Serious Guide to Acquiring Mjolnir in Assassin's Creed Valhalla
Ah, Mjolnir. The legendary hammer of the Norse god Thor, a bringer of lightning and a pain in the neck for any unfortunate giants who crossed its path. And now, you, fearless Viking raider extraordinaire, crave the power to smite your enemies with thunderous volleys! But fear not, for this guide will illuminate the path to wielding Mjolnir like a bearded, tattooed Zeus.
Warning: May Contain Spoilers and a Healthy Dose of Sarcasm
First things first, let's dispel the myths. No, there's no magical cattle prod you need to find. No, challenging a squirrel to a duel won't unlock a secret hammer vault (although that would be an amazing DLC).
The Not-So-Secret Secret: It's All About the Outfit
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That's right, fashion is key! Mjolnir isn't just a weapon, it's a discerning hammer with a taste for...well, looking good. You'll need to track down the entire Thor Armor Set. Think of it as a mystical cosplay competition, with the grand prize being the ability to call down lightning strikes.
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Those Pesky Daughters of Lerion
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The first four pieces of the Thor set come courtesy of some not-so-pleasant ladies called the Daughters of Lerion. These mythical foes are scattered across England, so prepare for a spot of monster-bashing tourism. Here's a tip: finding them is like playing whack-a-mythical-mole, so keep an eye out for quests related to the Order of the Ancients.
The Grand Finale: Finishing Touches
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Once you've pummeled those daughters into submission and collected their shiny armor scraps, you'll need the final piece: Thor's Helmet. This one's a reward for eliminating said Order of the Ancients entirely. So, dust off your hidden blade, unleash your inner Viking fury, and get to purging!
The Big Mjolnir Moment (AKA Patience is a Virtue)
Now, here's the kicker: Mjolnir itself is actually located back in Norway. You won't be able to access this area until much later in the game's story. So, what do you do in the meantime?
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- Channel your inner Thor: Grow a magnificent beard, braid it with fury, and scowl dramatically at clouds.
- Practice your lightning finger: Master the art of the quick-draw with your favorite axe. You wouldn't want to be rusty when Mjolnir finally arrives.
- Befriend a squirrel: You never know, maybe they hold the key to unlocking a secret squirrel army that will conquer England for you. (Okay, maybe not, but a squirrel companion would be pretty sweet.)
Finally! The Mjolnir Payoff
Once you unlock that snowy corner of Norway, head to the northern mountain range. There, bathed in the ethereal glow of the aurora borealis, you'll find Mjolnir just waiting to be claimed. Now go forth and smite your enemies with the fury of a thunderstorm!
Remember: With great power comes a crippling electricity bill. Use Mjolnir responsibly (and maybe invest in some surge protectors).
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