The Unrequited Roommate Rendezvous: How to Evict Your Emotions (Without Actually Evicting Them)
Ah, the friend zone. A land where crushes go to gather dust bunnies and existential dread. But what about the even more perplexing friend-who-never-was-zoned? You know, the one you never actually confessed your feelings to, yet they still occupy a significant amount of your daydreams (and maybe some embarrassing doodles in your notebook). Fear not, fellow pining pals, for I come bearing gifts: coping mechanisms disguised as hilarious (and hopefully helpful) tips!
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| How To Get Over A Friend You Never Dated |
Step 1: Diagnose the Daydream Deficit
QuickTip: Skim the intro, then dive deeper.
First things first, let's assess the emotional damage. Are you full-blown "when they walk into the room, I forget how to blink" or more of a "dang, they look good in that shirt" kind of flustered? This will determine the dosage of self-help memes you'll need to scroll through.
Pro Tip: If you find yourself daydreaming about surprise serenades with a kazoo (hey, it could work!), it might be time to mute their social media for a bit. Out of sight, out of mind... unless they're your next-door neighbor and their laughter echoes through the walls at 3 am. In that case, invest in earplugs.
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Step 2: Operation: Distraction
Tip: Reread if it feels confusing.
Now, let's get your mind off this mystery crush! Here are some activities guaranteed to be more fulfilling (and less embarrassing) than accidentally liking their childhood vacation photo:
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- Channel your inner McGyver: Build a blanket fort so epic it would make even the most outdoorsy adventurer jealous. Bonus points for incorporating a working moat (filled with pillows, of course).
- ** unleash your inner artist:** Did you know that a masterpiece can be created entirely out of glitter and regret? Science (probably) hasn't confirmed it, but it's a great way to express yourself!
- ** Unleash your inner social butterfly:** Remember all those friends you've been neglecting while busy crafting the perfect sonnet about your crush's eyes? Reconnect with them! They might just have the perfect distraction (or a single friend to set you up with!).
Step 3: Embrace the Power of "What If" (But Not Too Much)
QuickTip: Pay close attention to transitions.
Listen, it's okay to indulge in a little "what if" scenario every now and then. Maybe you two would have been the ultimate power couple, ruling the world with kindness and impeccable taste in music. But here's the thing: You'll never know. And that's okay! Dwelling on it for too long will only prolong the emotional Netflix binge.
**Step 4: The Grand Finale: How to See Them Again (Without Crying)
So, you've stockpiled enough memes to rival a 90s website, built a fort that would make even IKEA proud, and reconnected with your awesome friends. Now what? Here's how to (hopefully) see your former crush again without wanting to crawl under a rug:
- Channel your inner chill vibes: Confidence is key! Strut in there like you own the place (even if your heart is doing a synchronized swimming routine in your chest).
- Focus on the friendship: Remember, you actually like this person! Strike up a conversation, ask them about their day. You might be surprised at how much fun you can have without the added pressure of a potential relationship.
Remember: Getting over someone, even a friend-who-never-was, takes time. Be patient with yourself, laugh a little (or a lot), and focus on all the amazing things that make you, you. After all, the right person will come along eventually, and when they do, you'll be so glad you weren't stuck in the friend zone forever (unless, of course, that's what works for you! In that case, more power to you!).
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