So You Want to Pummel Scaramouche? A Totally Not Serious Guide to the Joururi Workshop
Let's face it, travelers, Scaramouche can be a real pain. One minute he's dropping philosophical nonsense, the next he's trying to zap you into oblivion. But fear not, because with this guide, you'll be prepped to enter his little domain and teach him some manners (and by manners, we totally mean beating him senseless with your favorite characters).
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Finding the Funky Hat Funhouse: Joururi Workshop
First things first, you gotta find the place. Think of it like a rave, but way less neon and way more existential dread. Here's how to crash the party:
Tip: Use this post as a starting point for exploration.
- Be an Adventure Rank 35 or higher. This is like your VIP pass. No toddlers allowed (unless they're packing some serious elemental power, no judgment here).
- Finish the Archon Quest "Akasha Pulses, the Kalpa Flame Rises." Basically, you gotta do your homework before you can throw down. Consider it your Scaramouche Smack Talk 101 class.
Pro Tip: Once you meet the requirements, the Joururi Workshop domain will appear southeast of Sumeru City. Just follow the trail of sass and electro to find it.
Tip: Read at your natural pace.
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, Will You Do the Domain Shuffle?
Alright, you've arrived! Now, the real fun begins. Be prepared for Scaramouche to throw a tantrum that would make a toddler blush. Here's a sneak peek at what you'll be facing:
QuickTip: Pay attention to first and last sentences.
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- Energy Blocks and the Neo Akasha Terminal: Think of these as disco balls of doom. You gotta collect the energy blocks and use the terminal to zap Scaramouche into submission. It's like a bizarre dance battle, but way more effective.
- Electro Matrix Mayhem: There will be these fancy electric doodads on the ground. Use them with the Neo Akasha Terminal to, well, paralyze Scaramouche again. Just picture him doing the robot with zero coordination, very satisfying.
- Four-Leaf Sigils: These green platforms will be your best friends. Use them to get close to Scaramouche when he's all stunned. Think of it as your chance to unload your ultimate attacks and remind him who's boss (you, obviously).
Remember: This is a boss fight, so bring your A-team. Electro characters might come in handy to counter Scaramouche's electro attacks, but a well-rounded party is always a good call.
QuickTip: Revisit this post tomorrow — it’ll feel new.
Conquering the Domain and Scaramouche's Ego
So you've pummeled Scaramouche, collected your loot, and escaped the domain. Congrats, traveler! You've officially graduated Scaramouche Smack Talk 101. Now, go forth and flaunt your victory! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility...the responsibility to look incredibly fabulous while doing it.
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