So You Want to Dress Like a Norse God? A (Slightly Unhinged) Guide to Getting Thor's Gear in AC Valhalla
Ever felt a little underdressed raiding monasteries in your usual leather getup? Do dreams of summoning lightning bolts and rocking a majestic beard plague your sleep? Well, fret no more, for this guide will turn you from a budget-brand Eivor into a full-blown Thor, god of thunder himself (or herself, depending on your Viking fancy).
First Things First: The Daughters of Discount Disappointment
There are three delightful ladies you need to meet: Goneril, Regan, and Cordelia. No, they're not running a particularly aggressive knitting circle. These are the Daughters of Lerion, and they hold the keys (literally) to some of Thor's armor. Be prepared for a smackdown worthy of a WWE tag-team match, because these ladies fight dirty (and stylishly).
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Here's the Rundown:
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- Goneril: This thunder-lite villain lurks in Grantebridgescire. Think you can just walk in and snag some leg armor? Not a chance, buddy.
- Regan: Head to East Anglia to find this electric-eel wannabe. Remember, proper etiquette dictates challenging her to a duel for some divinely-crafted gauntlets, not a game of thumb war.
- Cordelia: Buckle up, because this boss battle is the thor-nament of the bunch (see what I did there?). Level 340? In East Anglia? Yeah, good luck. But hey, at least you'll get some sweet chest armor (and maybe a new appreciation for lightning rods).
Bonus Round: The Helmet of "How Did I Not See That Coming?"
Once you've subdued the daughters and collected their daggers (trophies or proof of your insanity, you decide), it's time for a little treasure hunt. Head back to their little neck of the woods (because apparently they all like the same vacation spot) and look for a creepy statue with its back to you. Just shove those daggers in like nobody's business, and... well, let's just say fireworks (the non-lethal kind) will ensue. There you have it, the envy of every cosplay convention: Thor's helmet!
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But Wait, There's More! (Because Apparently Dressing Like Thor is a Marathon, Not a Sprint)
For the pi�ce de r�sistance, Thor's cape, you'll need to dismantle a secret society like it's going out of style. That's right, become Eivor Assassin Extraordinaire and eliminate every single member of the Order of the Ancients. We're talking forty-five butt-kickings spread across the entire map. So grab a cup of mead, settle in for the long haul, and remember: with great power (and a killer cape) comes great responsibility (to look ridiculously cool while raiding).
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Congratulations! You Are Now the God of Mismatched Furniture and Questionable Life Choices
Now that you're rocking the full Thor look, remember:
- Don't challenge actual gods to a lightning bolt throwing contest. You will lose. Badly.
- Be prepared for people to yell "Hey, it's Thor!" everywhere you go. Especially at the supermarket.
- Enjoy the questionable fashion choices that come with looking like a literal god. Because seriously, that cape? Not exactly practical for everyday wear.
But hey, at least you'll be the most stylish Viking (or assassination enthusiast) this side of Valhalla!
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