Tusk Act 4: A Hitchhiker's Guide to Infinite Spin (and Not Getting Yeeted into the Sun)
So you wanna ride the infinite train, huh? You've seen the highlights, the Golden Ratio beatdowns, the making-enemies-out-of-walls technique – and let's be honest, it looks pretty darn epic. But my friend, the road to Tusk Act 4 is paved with more than just spin and determination. It's a highway fraught with dead ends, questionable decisions involving mushrooms, and enough grinding to make a coffee shop jealous.
Step 1: Act Your Age (Literally)
Before we even touch on Act 4, you gotta get your Act 1 together. This means getting your grubby mitts on the Left Arm of the Saint's Corpse. Don't worry, it's not as dramatic as it sounds. Just beat up Diego Brando enough times and that shiny relic will practically fall into your lap. Pro-tip: Stand upgrades are attracted to the smell of despair, so channel your inner teenager who just got grounded.
Step 2: The Actuation Situation
Now, this is where things get funky fresh. You need to find yourself a Stand Arrow. Now, these little guys aren't exactly scattered around like sprinkles on a cupcake. You'll have to delve into the game's lore (or watch a bunch of YouTube tutorials) to figure out exactly where these pointy bits of fate like to hide. Just remember, patience is key. Unless you have the patience of a sloth on a sugar rush, be prepared to spend a good chunk of time exploring every nook and cranny.
Step 3: Act 3: It's Complicated
Congratulations! You've gotten your Act 2 and Act 3. Now comes the real test. Buckle up, because things are about to get a little… mushroomy. Yes, you read that right. Apparently, the secret to unlocking Tusk Act 4 involves ingesting questionable fungi found around the map. Don't worry, they're not labeled "Do Not Eat – May Cause Infinite Spin" or anything. Just trust your gut (hopefully it doesn't explode after the first bite).
Here's the kicker: There's no guarantee which glowing shroom will unlock your inner Gyro Zeppeli. It's basically a cosmic game of chance, a delicious gamble with a side of nausea. My advice? Stock up on Pepto-Bismol and pray to the RNG gods.
Step 4: Tusk Act 4: Welcome to the Golden Ratio Ride!
If you've braved the existential dread of mushroom roulette and haven't spontaneously combusted, congratulations! You've unlocked Tusk Act 4. Now you can unleash the power of the infinite spin, confuse your enemies with mathematical theorems, and accidentally launch yourself into the stratosphere if you don't quite have the hang of it.
But hey, at least you'll look fabulous doing it. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility (and the occasional bout of motion sickness).