How to Get That Coveted Blue Tick in Nigeria: A Guide for the Not-So-Famous (But Hilariously Determined)
Let's face it, folks in Nigeria have a certain kind of swagger. We walk a little taller, our jokes hit a little different, and deep down, we all dream of that little blue verification badge on Instagram. It's like the international stamp of approval saying, "Yep, this account is the real deal, not some catfish pretending to be Wizkid."
But hold on to your aso ebi, getting verified on Instagram in Nigeria ain't exactly a walk in the Lekki sun. Fear not, my fellow content creators! Here's your ultimate guide, Nigerian style, to snagging that blue badge and letting the world know you've arrived (or at least arrived at 10k followers, which is what we're REALLY after).
Step 1: Be So Extra, They Can't Ignore You
QuickTip: Don’t ignore the small print.
- Content is King (or Queen, or Auntie Ngozi): Instagram is a visual playground, so ditch the blurry bathroom selfies and up your content game. Think fire outfit pics that would make your mama clutch her pearls, lip-sync battles that put Bovi to shame, or even hilarious skits that have your followers crying with laughter (and maybe tagging Mark Zuckerberg in the comments, just to nudge him a bit).
Step 2: Network Like You're Running for President
- Slide into those DMs: Don't be shy! Slide into the DMs of influencers, celebrities (aim high, shoot for the moon!), or even that one hilarious meme account you follow. Just be cool, crack a joke, and maybe (maybe) subtly mention your verification aspirations.
Tip: Look for small cues in wording.
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Step 3: Become a Local Legend
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- Master the Art of Owambe: Get yourself invited to every owambe (party) happening. Mingle with the local bigwigs, network like there's no tomorrow, and accidentally (on purpose) photobomb a celebrity's picture. Extra points if you can convince them to post it with a funny caption. National attention, here we come!
Step 4: The Art of the Humblebrag (It's a Skill, Okay?)
Tip: Reading with intent makes content stick.
- Subtlety is Your New Name (Except, It's Not Really): When a major news outlet features your hustle or your grandma goes viral for recreating your dance challenge, casually mention it on your story. Don't overdo it, but a little "featured in [insert news outlet name]" never hurt anyone's verification chances.
Step 5: Remember, Patience is a Virtue (Especially When Waiting for Mark Zuckerberg to Notice You)
- Don't Beg, But Don't Give Up Either: There's no magic formula, so keep creating dope content, stay positive, and maybe offer to give Mark a taste of your mama's special jollof rice (trust me, it's worth it).
Bonus Tip: Never underestimate the power of Egungun (Just Kidding... Maybe)
Tip: Use the structure of the text to guide you.
Look, verification is a marathon, not a sprint. But with a little Nigerian hustle, humor, and maybe a sprinkle of good luck, that blue badge will be yours. Until then, keep slaying, keep creating, and remember, even without verification, you're already a star (at least to your mama).
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