Conquering the Lost Valley: A Hilarious (and Slightly Desperate) Guide to Obtaining the Vermillion Hereafter
Greetings, fellow Travelers! Are you tired of your Xiao looking like a discount emo wind dancer? Does your Diluc just not DILUCre enough fire damage? Well, fret no more, for I, your friendly neighborhood guide (and resident procrastinator when it comes to farming artifacts), am here to unveil the secrets of the Vermillion Hereafter domain!
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| How To Get Vermillion Domain Genshin |
Step 1: The Chasm... of Boredom (Unless You Like Puzzles)
First things first, you'll need to head to the wondrous Chasm. Now, the Chasm itself is a whole other adventure, filled with creepy vibes, lost civilizations, and enough minerals to make a geo daddy blush. But for our purposes today, we're zooming in on a specific domain: The Lost Valley.
Tip: Write down what you learned.
Warning: Reaching the Lost Valley might require solving a little geo puzzle. Don't worry, it's not rocket science (or Teyvat science, for that matter). But if your brain cells are on permanent vacation, grabbing a friend who remembers basic elemental interactions might be helpful.
Tip: Don’t rush — enjoy the read.
Step 2: Geo Traveler - Your Not-So-Secret Weapon (Because Who Else Has Time to Build Albedo?)
Here's the thing: you'll need a Geo character to unlock this domain. Now, you could use fancy five-stars like Zhongli or Itto, but let's be honest, building a four-star Geo Traveler takes about as much effort as remembering to pick up your dog's poop (sorry, Fido).
Tip: Focus more on ideas, less on words.
Pro-Tip: If your Geo Traveler is collecting dust in the character abyss (like mine was), this is the perfect opportunity to dust them off and pretend they were always your main.
QuickTip: Stop scrolling fast, start reading slow.
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Step 3: The Actual Grind (Brace Yourself)
Alright, so you've unlocked the domain. Here comes the fun part: the endless grind! Be prepared for countless battles, questionable artifact drops (hello, useless Defenders Will!), and enough frustration to make even Paimon reconsider her love for emergency food.
But wait, there's more! This domain also offers the Echoes of an Offering set, which is great for characters like Ayato. So, you might end up with a Xiao with a sudden urge to sing opera, or a Diluc who throws fancy Hydro blades instead of fiery ones. Embrace the chaos, my friends!
Step 4: Maintaining Your Sanity (Optional)
While optional, this step is highly recommended. Here are some tips to keep yourself from yeeting your phone into the nearest slime:
- Listen to Music: Blast your favorite tunes and channel your inner rockstar as you obliterate domain enemies.
- Bribe the RNG Gods: Offer them your choicest primogems (not recommended, but hey, desperate times...).
- Find a Farming Buddy: Misery loves company, right? Team up with a friend and suffer... I mean, share the experience together.
- Take Breaks: Don't burn yourself out! Go explore Teyvat, pet some dogs, heck, even water your plants (if you have any that haven't died from neglect because of Genshin).
There you have it, folks! With a dash of perseverance, a sprinkle of luck, and a whole lot of laughter (or maybe tears), you'll be swimming in Vermillion Hereafter artifacts in no time. Now go forth, conquer the Lost Valley, and make your characters the envy of Teyvat (or at least, make them look halfway decent).
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