So You Want to Vacation in Vinland? A Not-So-Official Guide for Viking Tourists (Who Also Happen to Be Assassins)
Ah, Vinland. The land of mystery, supposedly bountiful harvests, and possibly angry walruses (jury's still out on that one). You, a weathered Viking with a penchant for hidden blades and dramatic leaps of faith, have probably heard whispers of this mythical place. But how exactly does a seasoned raider like yourself score a sweet vacation package to Vinland? Buckle up, because this guide is about to separate the tourists from the true Norse explorers.
Step 1: Forget the Brochure, Build a Secret Agent Hideout
First things first, forget the travel agent and his suspiciously cheerful smile. You won't be booking this trip on Expedia. Instead, you'll need to build a little place called the Hidden Ones Bureau in your settlement. Think of it as a Viking Airbnb for, well, assassins. This snazzy bureau unlocks a whole network of, ahem, interesting individuals who might just have some "inside information" on Vinland.
QuickTip: Scan quickly, then go deeper where needed.
Step 2: Become a Part-Time Serial Assassin (But the Fun Kind)
Remember those pesky Order of the Ancients folks who keep trying to rain on your parade? Turns out, whacking a few of these bad apples is your ticket to Vinland. Now, I'm not saying go on a medieval murder spree, but let's just say "taking care of business" unlocks some valuable intel on where Gorm Kjotvesson (remember that annoying dude you banished from Norway? Yeah, him) is hiding out. And guess where Kjotvesson likes to vacation? You guessed it – Vinland!
Reminder: Reading twice often makes things clearer.
Here's the tricky part: You'll need to eliminate some specific Order of the Ancients targets. Three of them – The Leech, The Arrow, and The Compass (sounds like a particularly deadly boy band) – are part of the Lunden storyline, so you might be taking care of them anyway. The others? Well, let's just say they have a sudden and unfortunate tendency to run into very pointy hidden blades.
Step 3: Prepare for a Wardrobe Change (and Maybe Pack Some Dramamine)
QuickTip: A slow read reveals hidden insights.
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Once you've dealt with enough Order folks to impress even the most bloodthirsty Valkyrie, head back to Ravensthorpe and chat with Hytham and Randvi. They'll spill the beans on Vinland and, voila! Suddenly, Vinland is a brand new option on your fancy Alliance Map. Pledge your allegiance (because Viking tourists are polite, unlike those pesky Saxons), and head down to the docks. There you'll find Nessa, the captain who – for some reason – seems very eager to whisk you away on a potentially perilous journey. Just a heads-up, though: you'll be leaving all your fancy Viking gear behind. Think of it as a chance to embrace the minimalist travel trend.
Step 4: Enjoy Vinland (and Try Not to Get Eaten by a Walrus)
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Congratulations, fearless explorer! You've made it to Vinland. Now you can explore the breathtaking scenery, unravel some ancient mysteries, and maybe even find yourself embroiled in a spot of local drama (because honestly, what's a Viking vacation without a little conflict?). Just remember, when it comes to walruses, maybe give them a wide berth. You never know what mood a giant, tusked mammal might be in.
Bonus Tip: While you're in Vinland, keep your eyes peeled for those shiny collectibles. They're like souvenirs, but way cooler (and probably less likely to break in your luggage).
So there you have it! With a little ruthlessness, a dash of diplomacy, and a whole lot of Viking spirit, you're well on your way to experiencing the wonders (and possible dangers) of Vinland. Now get out there and explore, adventurer! Just, you know, try not to get eaten by a walrus.
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