So You Want Free Walmart Plus? Buckle Up, Associate!
Ah, Walmart Plus. The land of free delivery, gas discounts, and the ever-present question: how do us lowly associates snag this magical benefit? Well, fret no more, my friend, because I'm here to guide you through the thrilling (or maybe slightly tedious) process.
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| How To Get Walmart Plus For Associates |
Step 1: Channel Your Inner Sherlock Holmes (Because Work Computers Are Watching)
First things first, you can't just waltz into the breakroom and whip out your phone. This is a mission for a designated work computer. Think of it like a high-tech Batcave, except instead of a giant penny, you have a slightly-sticky keyboard.
Now, the fun part: the hunt for the enrollment link. It might be hiding in plain sight, disguised as an inconspicuous "W+" somewhere on the associate portal. Don't worry, your detective skills will be honed in no time!
QuickTip: Use CTRL + F to search for keywords quickly.
Step 2: Embrace the Wisdom of Walmart Videos (Spoiler Alert: They're Short)
Once you unearth the link, brace yourself for a cinematic experience unlike any other. Yes, you'll be treated to a series of training videos, all clocking in at a cool 10 minutes.
Don't worry, they're not exactly Oscar contenders. Think more along the lines of "How to Properly Stock a Shelf Without Weeping" and "The Fascinating World of Grocery Pickup." Popcorn not included, but feel free to bring your own sense of humor.
Tip: Slow down at important lists or bullet points.
Pro-Tip: If you manage to fall asleep during these riveting documentaries, fear not! They probably repeat more than a malfunctioning self-checkout lane.
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Step 3: The Paperwork Tango (Because Apparently Free Stuff Requires Bureaucracy)
After surviving Video Night at Walmart, you'll be whisked away to a form. Fill it out with the grace of a seasoned accountant (or at least someone who remembers their birthday). This is where you'll use your Walmart ID to prove you're not just some random dude off the street with a hankering for free delivery.
QuickTip: Don’t ignore the small print.
Heads up: You might see a temporary charge on your next paycheck. But don't fret! Walmart will credit you back because apparently, even free stuff needs a little financial jiggery-pokery.
Step 4: Congratulations! You've Unlocked the Power of Walmart Plus (Cue the Confetti... Virtually)
And there you have it! You've navigated the maze, aced the Walmart video trivia (probably), and emerged victorious with a shiny new Walmart Plus membership. Now you can revel in the glory of free delivery, gas discounts, and the ability to brag to your friends that you, yes YOU, are a Walmart Plus associate.
Tip: Reread tricky sentences for clarity.
Remember: With great power comes great responsibility. Use your free delivery wisely (those 50 packs of toilet paper won't deliver themselves) and enjoy the perks!
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