So you wanna be a Walmart Plus VIP (on the company dime, of course)?
Listen up, fellow associates! Tired of regular folks waltzing in and snagging all the good delivery slots while you're stuck elbow-deep in, well, whatever it is you're elbow-deep in at Walmart? Fear not, for there's a perk hidden amongst the endless aisles: free Walmart Plus for employees!
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| How To Get Walmart Plus For Employees |
But wait, there's more! (Like, way more)
Being a Walmart Plus VIP (Very Important Person... or, you know, Valued Associate) isn't just about bragging rights at the breakroom water cooler. Here's a taste of the glorious benefits that await:
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- Free delivery on groceries and tons of other stuff: No more wrestling watermelons to your car after a long shift. Just point, click, and relax – it'll be magically delivered to your doorstep (or, if you're feeling fancy, your garage).
- Unlimited grocery delivery: Forget the $35 minimum order blues. You can order that single bag of gummy bears and have it delivered straight to your couch. (Though, we might judge you a little... okay, a lot.)
- Scan & Go: Ditch the checkout lines altogether! Just scan your items with your phone and breeze on out. Imagine the smug satisfaction you'll feel as you bypass the cashier's questioning glance at your questionable lunch choices.
- Fuel savings: Gas prices got you down? Well, fret no more! You'll get exclusive discounts on gas at participating stations. Every penny counts, especially when you're using it to fuel your post-work retail therapy spree (don't judge, we've all been there).
Side note: While we can't guarantee your significant other will be thrilled about all the extra shopping opportunities, at least you'll save money on gas getting there, right?
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How to snag this sweet deal?
Here's the not-so-secret code: be an awesome associate for at least 90 days. After that, you're officially eligible to join the Walmart Plus VIP club (we're working on the name, okay?).
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Important note: This offer is exclusive to permanent associates. So, feel free to rub it in the face of your temporary co-worker who keeps asking to "borrow" your discount card (we all know what they're really after).
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The fine print (because there's always fine print)
- You gotta sign up on a work computer while clocked in. No funny business, folks.
- There are a few training videos you have to watch. But hey, think of it as a crash course in VIP-ness.
- This is a free membership for you, but remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use your newfound grocery delivery powers wisely (and maybe share a bag of those gummy bears with your co-workers, just to be nice).
So there you have it, the ultimate guide to becoming a Walmart Plus VIP (emphasis on the free). Now go forth and conquer those grocery aisles, knowing you're doing it in style (and saving some serious cash while you're at it).
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