Hacking the System (ethically, of course): How to Score Free Walmart+ with your Amex Platinum Card
Let's face it, adulting is expensive. Between rent that could rival a small spaceship and that never-ending avocado toast habit, who can afford another monthly subscription? But fear not, fellow Amex Platinum cardholders, for there's a hidden perk tucked away in your fancy card like a twenty dollar bill in your winter coat (hey, it happens!). I'm talking about free Walmart+, my friends, free!
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| How To Get Walmart Plus With Amex Platinum |
But First, Why Walmart+?
Now, before you wrinkle your nose and think "Walmart? Isn't that where socks mysteriously disappear?", hear me out. Walmart+ boasts a treasure trove of benefits that would make even Scrooge McDuck grin. Here's a taste:
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- Free Shipping, Baby! No more impulse purchases getting bogged down by pesky shipping fees. Go ahead, buy that inflatable T-Rex costume you've been eyeing – judgement-free zone here.
- Grocery Delivery Like a Boss: Skip the grocery store meltdowns over the last carton of milk. Walmart+ delivers your groceries straight to your door, saving you precious time (and sanity) for more important things, like perfecting your online cat memes.
- Gas Perks: Because let's be honest, gas prices are about as funny as a tax audit. Walmart+ offers a little discount at the pump, easing the pain at the gas station just a smidge.
Basically, Walmart+ is like your adulting fairy godmother, granting wishes (well, sort of) and saving you cash.
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Alright, Alright, How Do I Get This Magical Walmart+?
The good news is, snagging free Walmart+ with your Amex Platinum card is easier than finding a decent parking spot at the mall (which, let's be real, is a near-mythical feat). Here's the lowdown:
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- Channel Your Inner Clicker: Head over to the American Express website or app and find the glorious section labelled "Walmart+ Monthly Membership Credit" (because who doesn't love a good acronym?).
- Clicky Clicky, Boom! There you'll find a magical button (probably labelled something boring like "Get Started") – click it with the enthusiasm of a kid on Christmas morning.
- Welcome to Walmart+ Land! Follow the on-screen instructions and voila! You're officially a Walmart+ member, ready to reap the benefits and confuse everyone with your newfound knowledge of discount laundry detergent.
Important side note: Make sure you choose the monthly Walmart+ membership, not the annual one. The Amex fairy godmother only covers the monthly fee, so don't go all willy-nilly with the annual commitment.
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So, There You Have It!
Free Walmart+, courtesy of your Amex Platinum card. Now you can finally justify that year-round supply of pool floats (because, priorities). Go forth and conquer the world of online shopping, discounted gas, and grocery deliveries, all while feeling smug about your newfound adulting superpowers. You're welcome.
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