So You Want a Fido (Undead Edition): A Totally Not Serious Guide to Getting a Zombie Dog in Black Ops Cold War
Let's face it, zombies are all the rage these days. But who needs slow, shambling corpses when you can have a fast, vicious, and surprisingly low-maintenance undead canine companion? Enter the glorious Plaguehound, the zombie doggo of Black Ops Cold War that'll have you saying "fetch the brains" with a whole new meaning.
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| How To Get Zombie Dog In Cold War |
Step 1: Find Yourself a Good Apocalypse-in-Progress (Also Known As: Die Maschine)
Now, don't go raiding your local pet store for expired kibble just yet. These good boys (and girls, we're inclusive here) only appear in the Die Maschine map. That's the one with the iconic red sky and enough creepy vibes to make your grandma faint.
Pro Tip: If you hear screaming violins and see a greenish glow emanating from the sky, congratulations! You've found your zombie puppy playground.
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Step 2: Prepare for Takeoff (By Which We Mean Running Away From Everything)
Alright, so picture this: You're in a Nazi science lab gone wrong, surrounded by the undead. Not exactly walk-in-the-park territory. Here's where your trusty survival skills (and a healthy dose of panic) come in. Grab a powerful weapon (because hello, zombies!), stock up on ammo (because hello, lots of zombies!), and prepare to do some serious cardio.
Side Note: Maybe avoid wearing your best Sunday outfit. Things can get messy.
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Step 3: Befriending Fido the Feral (With a Twist)
Now for the tricky part: turning a ferocious zombie doggo into your best bud. Forget belly rubs and treats (although a rotten bone might be appreciated). In Cold War Zombies, befriending a Plaguehound involves a little something called Brain Rot.
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What is Brain Rot? It's a special ammo type you get by upgrading your weapon at the Pack-a-Punch machine. Shoot a Plaguehound with enough Brain Rot, and voila! He (or she) will be putty in your hands... well, paws I guess.
Tip: Be mindful — one idea at a time.
Important Note: There's a chance this might not work. Sometimes these furry fiends just have a mind of their own (and a taste for human flesh). Don't get discouraged! Persistence is key (and maybe a few extra rounds of Brain Rot).
Step 4: Unleashing Your Inner Dog Whisperer (Emphasis on Unleashing)
Congratulations! You've successfully befriended a zombie dog! Now what? Well, for starters, you've got a powerful (and slightly terrifying) companion who can help you take down hordes of the undead. Plus, who needs a boring old guard dog when you have a zombie apocalypse guard dog?
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Just remember: This isn't your average walk in the park. Keep your wits about you, don't skimp on the Brain Rot, and for the love of all things holy, don't forget the chew toys (seriously, a bored zombie dog spells trouble).
So there you have it! Your crash course in acquiring the ultimate (and slightly unconventional) zombie apocalypse companion. Now get out there, slay some zombies, and give your undead doggo a good ear scratch (just... maybe at arm's length).
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