So You Wanna Be Dank Santa? How to Shower Your Friends (With Coins) in Dank Memer (2022 Edition)
Let's face it, hoarding all those dank memer coins is like having a Scrooge McDuck money bin with no pool to swim in. But fear not, fellow meme lords! Today's your lucky day, because we're diving deep into the generous side of Dank Memer and exploring how to gift those hard-earned coins to your fellow memer-ing mates.
The Great Dank Giveaway: Two Methods for Coin-Dropping Divinity
Dank Memer offers a couple of ways to be the Robin Hood of the server, each with its own quirky charm:
- The pls.give Method: A Targeted Transfer
This one's for when you want to play secret santa or tip your favorite memer for their hilarious username. Here's the lowdown:
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The Command:
pls.give [@username] [amount] -
The Breakdown: Replace
[@username]with the lucky ducky you're gracing with your generosity. Then, slap in the amount of coins you want to gift (remember, even Scrooge McDuck needs some pocket money left over!). -
The Catch (There's Always a Catch): Dank Memer takes a 3% tax on every transaction. So, if you gift 1000 coins, your friend will receive a slightly lighter 970 coins (thanks, Dank Memer IRS!).
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The pls.share Method: Spreading the Wealth
Feeling more like a benevolent meme-overlord than a secret santa? This method is for you!
- The Command:
pls.share [amount] - The Breakdown: This one's simpler. Just type in the amount of coins you want to share with everyone in the server.
- The Math (Because Sharing is Caring): Dank Memer will divide the amount you share by the number of users in the server (including yourself... but hey, treat yourself too!). This can lead to some hilarious results, especially in smaller servers. Imagine gifting 100 coins and everyone getting... well, let's just say it might not buy them a meme mansion.
Bonus Tip: Don't Be That Guy (or Gal)
While raining coins on your fellow memers is a noble act, there are a few things to keep in mind:
- Don't Go Broke: Remember, even meme Santas gotta keep a roof over their heads (or at least a decent internet connection for Dank Memer).
- Mind the Max: There's a limit to how many coins someone can hold. Check with your friend before showering them in riches, otherwise those extra coins might disappear into the dank memer void.
- Don't Exploit This for Easy Popularity: Sharing a single coin isn't exactly going to make you meme royalty.
There you have it! Now you're armed with the knowledge to be a Dank Memer philanthropist. So go forth, spread the wealth, and remember, with great dankness comes great responsibility (and a possible 3% tax burden).
