Sharing is Caring (Especially When You're Rolling in Dough) - How to Be a Philanthropist in Red Dead Online
Howdy, partners! Ever rolled into Saint Denis with a satchel full of ill-gotten gains and felt a pang of guilt? Maybe that poor feller with the cardboard sign touched a dusty corner of your outlaw heart. Or perhaps you're a seasoned trader with enough pelts to build a buffalo throne, and you just want to spread the wealth (because, let's face it, who needs THAT many perfect deer carcasses?). Well, saddle up, because this guide will turn you from ruthless gunslinger to generous good Samaritan… or at least show you how to not look entirely suspicious while dispensing dubious charity.
The Altruistic Approach (Emphasis on the "Ist")
- Posse Up for Payouts: There's safety in numbers, and apparently, shared profits! Running missions with a posse means everyone gets a cut, so gather your most broke buddies and watch their eyes light up brighter than a dynamite stick at a saloon brawl. Just make sure they're not the type to mysteriously "disappear" with your share after a celebratory whiskey.
- The Tenderloin Toss: Feeling fancy? Head to a bustling saloon and rain some gold on the unsuspecting patrons! It's sure to cause a delightful (and possibly drunken) scramble. Pro Tip: Aim for the middle of the dance floor for maximum chaos and minimize the chance of someone getting brained by a stray nugget.
The "Maybe Not So Altruistic" Approach
- The Bait and Switch: This one requires a bit of finesse. Drop a treasure map or a few valuables near another player, then casually mosey on by. If they're quick on the draw, they might just think you're a friendly benefactor. Of course, there's always the chance they'll see it as a challenge and, well, you might end up with a bullet in your backside. High risk, high reward, as they say (they probably don't actually say that in the Old West, but you get the idea).
- The "Accidental" Carcass Caper: Spot a player struggling to hunt? Help them out by "accidentally" leaving a perfectly good deer carcass right in their path. Just make sure you weren't the one who spooked the poor creature in the first place. Nobody likes a credit hog, cowboy.
Important Disclaimer: Sharing your wealth in Red Dead Online may not always go as planned. You might get punched, lassoed, or even hogtied for your troubles. But hey, at least you can say you tried to be a good little outlaw, right? Just remember, givers gain (sometimes… maybe… not always).