So Your Friend Just Celebrated an Anniversary... Now What? A Guide to Anniversary Wish-Giving (Because Apparently It's a Thing)
Let's face it, folks. Anniversaries can be a little awkward. Sure, it's a celebration of love, but for the outside world, it becomes a question of: "Do I send a card? A text? A carrier pigeon with a sonnet attached?" Fear not, friends, for I am here to guide you through the treacherous waters of anniversary well-wishes.
The Tiers of Anniversary Wishes: From Slacker to Superstar
There's a whole spectrum of effort when it comes to anniversary wishes, and where you land depends on your relationship with the happy couple and, well, how lazy you're feeling.
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The Slacker's Delight (The Text): A simple "Happy Anniversary!" text is the ultimate low-effort option. It gets the job done, but it won't win you any best friend awards. Pro-tip: Add an emoji or two to jazz it up.
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The Social Media Butterfly: Take it up a notch by posting a picture of the couple on Facebook or Instagram. You can find a pre-made anniversary meme online, or, if you're feeling slightly more ambitious, dig up an embarrassing throwback photo. #RelationshipGoals (Used sarcastically, of course).
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The Card Connoisseur: A handwritten card is the gold standard. Who doesn't love getting snail mail that isn't a bill? Just avoid getting too mushy – unless you're close enough to the couple to witness their public displays of affection without wincing.
Important Note: Avoid mentioning how long they've been married unless you're absolutely certain. A vague "Happy Anniversary, you crazy kids!" is safer territory.
The Art of the Anniversary Text: A Few Pointers
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Inside Jokes are Your Friend: Reference a funny anecdote only the three of you understand. It shows you put some thought into it (even if the thought involved that time you accidentally set their house on fire with Roman candles...hypothetically).
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Avoid the Forbidden Zone: Skip jokes about infidelity, in-laws, or marital strife. Unless you want to be the reason they need couples therapy on their next anniversary.
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Keep it Light and Sweet: Anniversaries are a time for celebration. A text about how their marriage is "goals" might feel forced, but a simple "Wishing you many more years of happiness!" is always a safe bet.
By following these simple guidelines, you can ensure your anniversary wishes are more "hilarious" than "Yikes, did they break up?" Remember, folks, it's the thought that counts. Even if that thought involves slightly inappropriate memes and a healthy dose of social media stalking. Happy Anniversary-ing!
