Broke in Barotrauma? From Beggar to Bargain Hunter in 5 Easy (but Morally Dubious) Steps!
Ah, Barotrauma. The thrill of deep-sea exploration! The camaraderie (or lack thereof) of your fellow submariners! And of course, the constant struggle to not, you know, drown in a fiery metal coffin. But let's face it, even surviving this aquatic apocalypse requires some serious cash. Need that fancy new harpoon to impress your crewmates (or stab them in the back, no judgment)? Dreaming of a swanky new captain's hat to assert your dominance (or lack thereof)? Well, fear not, fellow diver! Because today, we're diving deep (pun intended) into the unofficial art of acquiring wealth in Barotrauma.
Step 1: Embrace Your Inner Scrounger
Let's be honest, the ocean floor is littered with treasure (and trash, but hey, one man's garbage is another man's bargaining chip). Keep an eye out for those glowing lockers and don't be shy about shoving your crewmates aside in the mad dash for loot. Remember, finders keepers, losers weepers! Especially when it comes to questionable medical supplies.
Pro Tip: The Security Officer is a natural-born packrat. Befriend them (or, you know, "borrow" liberally from their stash) and you'll be swimming in spare parts in no time.
Step 2: The Art of the Deal (or the Steal)
Outposts are your best friend! Haggle with those grumpy merchants like your life depends on it (because in Barotrauma, it kind of does). Those rusty diving suits and questionable "medical supplies" you found? Pure gold in the hands of the right sucker, er, I mean, discerning customer.
Feeling a little more... adventurous? Let's just say "borrowing" some high-value items from unattended outposts can be a lucrative business. Just make sure nobody catches you with your sticky fingers... or your crew doesn't decide you're expendable and jettison you into the hungry maw of a giant space carp.
Step 2.5: The Casino: Where Dreams are Made (and Crushed)
Feeling lucky? The casino might be your ticket to easy street... or the fast track to being that guy who has to sell his spare socks for food. Remember, the house always wins... eventually. But hey, a little risk can be exhilarating, right? Just don't come crying to me when you lose your shirt (and pants, and shoes...).
Step 3: Questionable "Charitable Donations"
This one requires a bit of finesse. Befriend a gullible crewmate (preferably the Chef, they tend to have a soft spot for sob stories) and lay on the charm thick. A well-timed "Captain, I haven't eaten a proper meal in days!" can work wonders. Just be careful not to overdo it. Nobody likes a chronic mooch, especially when they're surrounded by hungry space-cannibals.
Pro Tip: Crying helps. A lot.
Step 4: Embrace the Power of "Cheats" (噓)
Alright, alright, so this one's a bit of a secret. But hey, we're all friends here, right? If you're playing singleplayer and just want to cut to the chase, there's a little something called the console. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility (and potentially disabled achievements). But hey, who needs fancy badges when you're rolling in dough, right?
Disclaimer: I do not endorse the use of console commands. Please consult your local Barotrauma moral compass before engaging in such activities.
There you have it, folks! A handy guide to transforming yourself from a penniless pauper to a wealthy... well, let's just say your financial situation will be significantly improved. Remember, Barotrauma is a game of survival, and sometimes, that means getting a little creative with your income stream. Just be careful not to get eaten by a giant space worm while you're counting your stacks!
